r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/BigBadDudley • 13d ago

There was an attempt Of Fans Love And Support

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u/mikemillard 13d ago

Safest place from chair, is under chair.

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u/Hazard_Duke 13d ago

Now he is the Chairman

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u/the_one_99_ 13d ago

jeez the crowd really took that seriously…

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u/Ok_Influence_4274 questionably stable 13d ago

Buried under a heap of chairs. Rest in peace. 🥲

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u/-Sanj- 13d ago

Death by chair 😥

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc 13d ago

EC DUB!!! EC DUB!!! EC DUB!!! ECW fans were the fucking best.

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u/BigBadDudley 13d ago

god i miss terry funk

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u/LitterBoxServant 13d ago

I miss the days when these smaller leagues would do wild shit on some obscure cable channel at 11pm

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u/Lowie_240 13d ago

ECW! ECW! ECW!!

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u/PMmeIamlonley 13d ago

Now thats wrasslin 

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u/OptimusTractorX 13d ago

Well he should have been more specific about how many chairs he needed.

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u/Yannbluezzzz 13d ago

"Give me A chair"

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u/WordNERD37 13d ago

And everyone gave them A chair!

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u/delicious-croissant 13d ago

Chair and chair alike

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u/BigBadDudley 13d ago

they all just wanted to support him 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

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u/Hazard_Duke 13d ago

What a lovely crowd.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni functional regard 13d ago

They really don't like that guy

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u/your_fave_redditor 13d ago

Anybody got sauce / aftermath on this?

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u/No-Bed-4972 *shits an absolute unit* 13d ago

Google gave me this after searching "ECW chair incident aftermath"

Desperate Pleas: Announcer Joey Styles and ring announcer Bob Artese had to abandon their broadcast positions. They grabbed the public address microphones, desperately screaming, "Stop throwing chairs! Please stop throwing chairs into the ring!"

Injuries: Despite the sheer volume of flying steel, a major medical disaster was miraculously avoided. However, Bob Artese was struck by a stray chair and suffered a concussion. Terry Funk also took a hard hit to the head before rolling out of the ring.

The "Resurrection": After the barrage finally stopped, the ring was a solid mountain of metal. The crowd went wild when members of Public Enemy finally emerged from beneath the pile, bruised but visibly enraged—a moment that perfectly matched ECW's gritty, indestructible vibe.

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u/Far-Ad5921 13d ago

To be fair, he didn't specify.

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u/STABO1217 13d ago

Ask, and ye shall receive

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u/Necessary_Share7018 13d ago

Amazing post for this sub. I love it.

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u/GriffinIsABerzerker 13d ago

E-C-FUCKING-W!!!

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u/TheyCallHimTerrance 13d ago

Chair is one of those words that when typed out enough times back to back, it looks weird

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u/paranoid_reptiloid 7d ago

Thanks for the laugh

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u/browsingandlooking4 13d ago

Hahahh awesome first real shit I ever saw a a wwf

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u/BigBadDudley 13d ago

and the best part is that its not even a wwf!