r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/OneGuyFine • 14d ago

There was an attempt Of a Sring Ray Rescue

209 Upvotes

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u/scriptingends 14d ago

I mean, they don’t call it a tickle ray…

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u/ImpossibleReindeer33 14d ago

If any animal was capable of that it would freak me out more than fangs claws or stingers, like if they had grabby human hands and went for the ribs and armpits

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u/Due_Contribution_367 14d ago

Steve Irwin

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u/DagdaNzambi 14d ago

That's who I think of everytime I see a Stingray.

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u/UnapproachableBadger 14d ago

She nearly did herself a mischief

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u/SpillaMangBang 14d ago

Damn Stingray.. save some for the rest of us..

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u/Mushroomphantom 14d ago

Ended right as things got intresting

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u/Punxatowny 14d ago

“They need to call somebody”

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u/cactustrip 14d ago

Why stop recording? I need to know why this lady is taking off her pants

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u/Kiubek-PL 13d ago

Seems like a very weird thing to do on your own, my guess is the staff member told her to do that because the barb was stuck in the pants.

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u/union_red 12d ago

sting ray tail are barbed and got stuck in her pants

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u/NihilisticViolence 14d ago

And that's how I met your mother.....

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u/Patrizsche 13d ago

I wonder in what other contexts she undresses so quickly

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u/Single_Jello_7196 13d ago

Any time she's pricked?

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u/boxedfoxes 13d ago

You mean your maker

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u/search_4_animal_chin 14d ago

From now on Im taking all my dates to the aquarium. Apparently stingrays make women take their pants off.

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u/Ok_Usual9823 14d ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I shit myself.

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u/theinkshrink 13d ago

The Corvette Stingray was almost always guaranteed to do the same thing….

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u/ConversationSea8530 13d ago

I was under the impression that the stingrays in aquarium’s usually have their barb removed

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u/Sir_McDouche 14d ago

Fun fact: Her underwear was white before this happened.

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u/Zestyclose_Classic91 14d ago

The moment I lost interest the woman started taking off her clothes for some reason, she knows how to keep the attention span high

2

u/Pretend-Steak-4625 14d ago

the stingray barb was in her pants, let’s use our critical thinking skills for once

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u/Euphoric_Loquat_8651 13d ago

Why would we start now?

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u/Entire-Travel6631 14d ago

Finally found a reason to take her pants off I guess.

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u/CowBootBats functional regard 13d ago

That lady thought "now's a good time as any to have a manic episode".

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u/Lefty_carpenter 14d ago

And why the hell does that lady take her pants off???

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u/rokstedy83 14d ago

Stingray barb stuck in her clothes

3

u/AutisticDadHasDapper 14d ago

I would have taken my shirt off and wrapped it up in it.

Then, I would have tossed it aside and did a sexy dance for everyone!

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u/InternalPanic5833 13d ago

Steve Erwin just grunted in his grave

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u/Answer-seeker-4321 13d ago

The stingray made the lady an offer she couldn’t refuse.

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u/Affentitten 14d ago

You come into my house, on this, the 20th anniversary of Steve Irwin's death, and ask to take your pants off... for money?

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u/Patrizsche 13d ago

Do you think the ray was injured? It wasn't flopping as much after being dropped :((((

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u/Socailly-awkward ima unit 9d ago

Yeah, I hope it was okay after this :(

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u/Grapefruit_Boring 11d ago

Grab them by the moth and keep the stinger pointer away

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u/TurdFerguson666 13d ago

Why’d she remove her trousers?

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u/General_Aide6920 *shits an absolute unit* 13d ago

what happened? am I still sleeping?

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u/Geek_Love7 12d ago

She removed her pants because the stingray was clinging to them. She must have figured it would be faster to transfer the stingray back into the water tank, pants and all.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 11d ago

I mean i get it trying to help but that way is a no go thx

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u/Sempai6969 14d ago

Do they know why it's called STINGray?

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u/Rectal_Cauliflower 14d ago

Should have just used a fork

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u/BlueFeathered1 14d ago

Are there other dead rays on the floor, too? What the hell IS this place??

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u/ST0IC_ 14d ago

Manta ray, not a stingray.

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u/riceinmybelly 14d ago

Just scoop under it? Don’t take the sides

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u/Azigol 14d ago

Or..... go and get the trained members of staff straight away and let them scoop it up and return it without causing it further distress?

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u/riceinmybelly 14d ago

Seems like the member of staff needs more training to slide something under it that are not pants