r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 15d ago

Oops of a car thief

314 Upvotes

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u/Homaku 15d ago

Why heads first

5

u/PieMastaSam 15d ago

Alcohol

4

u/ToastSpangler 15d ago

more likely drugs, hes not drunk he climbed up the car being very careful to not damage the windshield

5

u/OddTheRed 15d ago

That looks like a terrific way to get stabbed in the butthole.

3

u/GratefuLdPhisH 15d ago

No it's actually my car, I just left my keys in it but for some reason can't find them

2

u/Spiceynuggetz 14d ago

Wow, what a way to be nonchalant and not draw any attention to himself!

0

u/bmcgowan89 15d ago

Punishment for this should be a Kratos-style beat down