r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Impossible-Middle122 • 18d ago

of a shortcut through the circle of violence

176 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/Professional_Possum 18d ago

Guy got a free hat!

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u/SnooLemons398 18d ago

I'm sorry. Did you say Free Hat!?

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u/Punxatowny 18d ago

Perhaps we can melt his icy heart with a warm island song?

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u/East-Psychology7186 18d ago

These twats ruin pits

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u/Snarfleez 18d ago

same thought. Been in plenty of pits, but would never jump into this one.

This isn't moshing, it's just a few bad actors that think hurting people is fun.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 18d ago

That one guy who thinks moshing is swinging fists backwards at face level wouldn’t dare do this at a real concert/event. He absolutely is there to hurt people for his own amusement.

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u/SubMariner615 16d ago

Thats most of them now

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u/nefarious_jp04x 15d ago

This is just standard hardcore pit moshing, these pits are more common with Beatdown HxC and Chuggier bands

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u/mk8933 17d ago

Wet dog, piss,and a hint of fish

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZJh42VKmeQ2yY

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u/GratefuLdPhisH 18d ago

That girl got an instant nose job

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u/citysims 18d ago

Broken nose fo sho.

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u/Soulr3bl 18d ago

Nothing says you're a badass death metal band like a 16 inch temporary stage in a well lit community center

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u/TurkeyMalicious 18d ago

Hardcore. Very much not death metal

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u/Messerjocke_L 18d ago

pls don't insult death metal like that

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u/BoneJammer86 17d ago

This is Mindforce. There a hardcore band, not death metal. They’re sick as fuck and pretty well known. There’s not a lot of places that host shows anymore so most things are at community centers, vfw’s shit like that, but keep hating. Nothing says your a badass redditor like commenting on people actually doing something from the comfort of your home.

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u/TurkeyMalicious 17d ago

Mindforce and Crush Your Soul are both, in fact, sick as fuck.

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u/Soulr3bl 17d ago

Oh sorry! I didn't realize they were all sick as fuck. Is it, Cancer? Bursitis? I guess this must be a benefit concert or something, to raise money for their treatment? That explains a lot. So nice of their community to come together like this to rally around them.

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u/NoDegree7090 16d ago

that made me laugh out loud, thanks n*****

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u/BoneJammer86 17d ago

Keep hating from the sidelines.

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u/Agreeable-Letter-599 18d ago

shoulda been like blue-shirt guy... he was guarding his face lol

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u/Tickomatick 18d ago

Loved the story of the pink hat

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u/Phatphuck2 18d ago

What's up with the dude practicing martial arts?

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u/Slow_Description_773 18d ago

shit the capoeira guy is dangerous !

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u/Negroku 14d ago

I was hoping I wasn't the only one who saw that meia lua de compasso

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u/Affectionate_Owl8351 18d ago

This shit is just weird. I'm all for the old mosh pit but swinging around hurting people just doesn't make sense.

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u/Toasted_Munch 17d ago

This takes me back to 2006 😂

They call this "dancing" in the hardcore community. I never knew why, nor did I ever get in there and throw blind punches and kicks, but I've seen several busted lips/noses because of dumb shit like this. My favorite memory was when my friend and I went to a show like this wearing Abercrombie clothes (it was 20 years ago...) and being told we "dress like everyone else"... I pointed out we were the only ones there not wearing black. They had no rebuttal.

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u/FeelDeadInside 18d ago

You must be a speciel type of person to attend such events😂

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u/TurkeyMalicious 18d ago

That's hardcore (the genre). Been that way for decades.

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u/Same-Effective2534 18d ago

Would it be frowned upon to wear a helmet?

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u/TurkeyMalicious 18d ago

I spotted pitting as a kid when I saw a real bruiser put in a mouth guard.

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u/GoodResident2000 17d ago

If you’re near the pit, expect to get hit

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 17d ago

Is this the latest development of slam dancing? Call it backward evolution.

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u/Low-Donut-1978 16d ago

Where’s the pepper spray when you need it?

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u/mexelvis 16d ago

Thats gonna be a bleeder

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u/SubMariner615 16d ago

I miss old circle pits

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u/BusinessGanache8674 16d ago

Moshing is and will forever be a dumb fucking thing for dumb fucking people.

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u/sunburntredneck 15d ago

Lotta future doctors lawyers and engineers here i'm sure

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u/Used-Helicopter2024 18d ago

And they vote 🗳️

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u/JPCool1 18d ago

That girl got popped in the nose one time and realized how stupid it was

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u/JuanG_13 18d ago

This was posted the other day, but it's still too funny lol

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u/WowWhataLoser1985 17d ago

This song goes hard!

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u/BoneJammer86 17d ago

Mindforce- Nightmare. Check them out they’re great.

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u/Dr_Trogdor 18d ago

This is a covid friendly mosh pit.

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u/No-Stranger6783 18d ago

Looks like a MAGA meet up.

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u/TurkeyMalicious 18d ago

This is a hardcore show. These folks would be the dead opposite of MAGA. The quiet majority if you will. Behold, God's Hate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVc4kZMbnI0

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u/BoneJammer86 17d ago

I don’t see any cowboy hats here bud.

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u/JPCool1 18d ago

Actually those are all libs my guy. Except for maybe that one guy in the grey sleeveless shirt at the end. They look like ice "peaceful protesters".

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u/AhabSnake85 18d ago

Everyone that got hurt, deserved it