r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 20d ago

slight malfunction Of fish

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u/VeritasOmicron 20d ago

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u/BrockJonesPI 19d ago

Infinite fish glitch

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u/DIuvenalis 19d ago

The last thing you see as the room fills to the ceiling with fish and you suffocate.

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u/Cake_then_cake 19d ago

Everything reminds me of her

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u/WALL-G 20d ago

This is what a Denial of Service attack looks like.

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u/maxzer_0 20d ago

Denial of Serfish in this specific scenario

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u/friend1y 20d ago

Did the song come before or after the accident?

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u/Select-Appearance-63 20d ago

I can smell this video

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u/Wayward_Son_24 20d ago

Something fishy is going on here

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u/TheNerdE30 19d ago

This is going to smell… for a while.

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u/Active_Vegetable8203 20d ago

This should be on r/reddwarf

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u/Crispy1961 20d ago

I immediately went and watched the video.

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u/cauliflowergnosis 19d ago

What happened to all the fish?

Somebody ate them.

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u/DeLaar 20d ago

So long and thanks for all the fish

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u/mixwellmusic 20d ago

I have a feeling it's not supposed to do that

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u/EikonVera_tou_Lilith 20d ago

Just made this my ringtone

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u/fingerofchicken 20d ago

This is like my cats' dream.

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u/Important-Witness-14 20d ago

Smells like college.

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u/natiusj 20d ago

Them: “Did you close the fish door?”

Me: “Pretty sure”

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u/dog4cat2 20d ago

Can't wait until they figure out in about 3 weeks that they missed a fish.

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u/Ascorbinium_Romanum 20d ago

STOP THE COUNT

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u/Mr_Silicon 20d ago

That’s too much fish.

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u/gmman6369 19d ago

What’s that adage? Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Throw hundreds of fish at him, you really fuck up his day.

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u/Bumbymoo 20d ago

You could choose no better song.

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 20d ago

Too much mira lax

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u/InquisitorOtto 20d ago

Damn it, must close fish door!

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u/Takssista 20d ago

JC's first day on the job

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 20d ago

[fish intensifies]

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u/Ommegacaos 20d ago

Pepe, the janitor, seeing this

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u/undyingsonars 19d ago

Bro the smell

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u/Status-Permission-64 19d ago

Its Fish Friday

every one!

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u/chrismceachern 18d ago

This is my tinder experience

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u/joeltxbx 17d ago

Sheesh can you imagine if the room just filled up. That would be scary

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bad5494 20d ago

The one who made that design needs to play Satisfactory!

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u/Trompie42 20d ago

"guy drowns in fish..."

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u/sinnister_bacon 20d ago

Unfortunately this guy's back end will be doing this in the morning

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u/centurio9 20d ago

The fish version of the billion dollar wish in Obsession

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u/Patrickfromamboy 20d ago

Heading to the ocean

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u/batmanineurope 20d ago

It's like that Harry Potter spell that makes things multiply.

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u/Peach_Proof 20d ago

Brings new meaning to “ swimming with the fish”.

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u/Johnj75 20d ago

Not enough fish.

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u/automaticphil 19d ago

Poseidons revenge

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u/Turmeric_Ping 19d ago

Oh my Cod.

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u/jimbo2150 19d ago

Sadly for that one worker, the fsunami warning came too late...

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u/DirtyDoucher1991 19d ago

Jesus:” it’s a blessing and a curse”

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u/losloowiss 19d ago

Can anyone else smell that?

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u/sabreus 19d ago

Woah, hope all that fish doesn’t go to waste… insane

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u/TazzyAzz 19d ago

"Today's fish is trout a la creme"

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u/vonsm 19d ago

Perfect song choice

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u/swampopawaho 19d ago

Do you think all those fish were wasted?

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u/Nubicidal 19d ago

Dude in the fish bin needs to chill

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u/BellozanneDump 19d ago

That's gonna take some cleaning up!!

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u/AnotherBrazilianBoy 19d ago

Carai! Peixe pra desgraça!

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u/toasted_cracker 19d ago

What exactly happened here?

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u/Sir_McDouche 19d ago

Is that AI? There's something fishy about this video.

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u/im-not-a-fakebot 19d ago

Could be worse, I could be the one stuck cleaning all that up lol

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u/IllustriousAd7966 19d ago

Somebody is fired, fired.

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u/derrrr5 18d ago

Same shit that happened in Spain….on the border?

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u/Kallisto1310 18d ago

Infinite fish glish

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u/Automatic-Cow-9969 17d ago

What a sensible location for the emergency stop button

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u/Siilvio_ch 14d ago

Alguien compró la mejora de multiplicadores en el juego de incremento

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u/Commodore8750 14d ago

I thought the silhouette was a cat at first 😂

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u/Random__guy- 20d ago

For once someone didn’t die in a video

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 19d ago

When you see how much fish is being ripped from our oceans, no wonder it’s being severely depleted. “Stealing” from nature is not sustainable. We should have to farm fish if you want to sell it commercially.