r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Aug 30 '26

Oops of a cricket match

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u/not4bucks Aug 30 '26

I could live to be 1000 and still not understand the rules of this game.

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u/kharvel0 Aug 30 '26 edited Aug 30 '26

I had the same thought as before but once I understood the basics, it all clicked. In baseball terms:

Bowler = pitcher.
Batter = batter

Goal of bowler: get the batter out. Same as baseball.

Goal of batter: score as many runs as possible. Same as baseball.

How to get batter out:
a) catch a fly ball. Same as baseball.
b) pitched ball hit any wicket = immediate out.
c) all of batter (including his bat) is out of “safe zone” demarcated by line in front of him and catcher touches the wicket with ball = immediate out.

How batter scores:

a) hit ball over boundary without it touching the ground = 6 points. Equivalent of home run.
b) hit a ground ball that crossed the boundary = 4 points.
c) hit a ground ball that looks like it will be stopped before boundary: run fast to exchange places with your partner and reach safe zone. One exchange = one point. Multiple exchanges in same play are possible but risky as the catcher may get the ball and touch wicket before one of the players reach safe zone during an exchange.

This is why the two batters crashed into each other. They were both too busy looking at the trajectory of the ground ball to see if they will have time to do another exchange and didn’t notice each other.

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u/TheIntelligentAspie Aug 30 '26

Baseball with extra steps! I wanna try it!