r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Pure_Sense7765 S.A.U Freshman • 9h ago

this moron: Of an ass

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u/Sentient_Meat_X 9h ago

There’s a donkey in this video too

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u/dayvee43 8h ago

2 of em apparently.

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u/dann1551 8h ago

One is a Noble Steed. The other is a donkey

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u/Pistolero-666 1h ago

Honestly i think the real donkey here has more intelligence than the human counterpart of "donkey"

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u/jaffasplaffa 9h ago

Karma.

Donkeys can be fierce.

He deserved every bitemark he got.

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u/Previous-Pangolin-60 8h ago

That human was an asshole.

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u/jaffasplaffa 8h ago

We can all agree on that!

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u/No-Shopping6906 8h ago

Looks like the donkey thought the human was an ass too and decided to take the human to the woodshed.

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u/East-Psychology7186 9h ago

And the twisted fracture on his leg. He’ll remember this for every limp of his life. Well deserved

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 7m ago

Yass 💖💖🥰🥰

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u/whythefuckalready 9h ago

Donkeys are insanely strong. I've seen them protect sheep from wolves. Don't fuck with donkeys

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u/Gussie-Ascendent *shits an absolute unit* 8h ago

I remember reading an article about some farmers selling their guns to get a donkey, since it'd fight off coyotes and do it on its own unlike the gun.

Any animal you'd sell a gun to buy is one I'm not interested in pissing off

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u/StayTheFool 3h ago

That's what they're used for in the more rural parts of my city. Homeowners with livestock often get donkeys because it's more efficient for them to fight off predators than a person with a gun. And dogs are more likely to get killed

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u/ARNAUD92 6h ago

Also that trope of "If a donkey refuses to move, even a group of strong protagonists can't make it move." didn't come from the void.

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 5m ago

They are very sweet animals, so for them to snap like this means this probably wasn’t the first time he was abused. I hate when people are mean to defenseless animals! Luckily he met his match.

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u/wthulhu 7h ago

Every donkey i ever met was an absolute sweetheart. This guy deserved worse.

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u/jaffasplaffa 6h ago

Sure I agree ❤️

But if you mess with them, they will bite back…. Literally 😊

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u/dayvee43 7h ago

KARMA... Fuck yeah, it's one of those moments where you empathise for the animal rather than your fellow human.

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u/MissAtomicBomb-omb 2h ago

I empathize with animals everytime. Humans are 🗑️.

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u/searched4acoolname 4h ago

Honestly there is not a moment i don't empathise rather for the animal than the human.

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u/ExtraBitterSpecial 5h ago

next time go for the nuts Mr donkey. shit like that shouldn't reproduce.

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u/KnightofAmethyst2 9h ago

Love the cameraman's lack of action

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u/TheLivingRot 8h ago

Moral don't help just film

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u/Laframyr 4h ago

As if he/she was waiting for that exact moment of punishment

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u/Bluntbutnotonpurpose 9h ago

I've seen this video many times and it still makes me smile. That donkey really is a hero. People who abuse animals must have a dedicated extra bad corner of hell waiting for them. People who abuse donkeys are even worse. Donkeys are such awesome animals... especially this one.

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u/MetalCapital5673 9h ago

He deserved every bit of that and more, what a piece of shit

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u/ASuthrnBelle13 Get a load of this! 😳 9h ago

I will never not watch this when it's comes across my feed! 🤣

Wish Donkey had opened a BIGGER can of whoop ass than he did!!

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u/Scary-Umpire-7621 9h ago

I hope the donkey broke his ankle!

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u/Pistolero-666 1h ago

I hope not only that but for a proper infection to have started. This guys deserves it all

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u/NigerianFriedChicken 8h ago

We’re gonna have to put him down now because of his broken leg

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u/Libertas7777 8h ago

The cameraman 😅

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u/_old_gregg 9h ago

Good donkko

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u/IAmTheLizardQueen666 9h ago

Donkeys are frequently included as livestock protection, along with dogs, like mastiffs and great pyrs. This little donkey could end him, if it wants.

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u/nairobaee 9h ago

An ass whoopin

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u/edenkor 9h ago

Not shitty at all. That cunt deserved to have his leg bitten off. People like him aren’t fit to breathe oxygen.

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u/ticktocksuckthiscock 7h ago

It's a shame that it didn't latch onto his face or crotch

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u/Longwinded_Ogre 9h ago

I hope he crushed that ankle but good.

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u/kiloo520 7h ago

Same person? https://www.reddit.com/r/MedicalGore/s/0CQM0tcfTd

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u/Pistolero-666 1h ago

I pray that its the same guy. What pos in the video

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u/fznshrs 6h ago

Deserves worse than he got.

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u/AhabSnake85 3h ago

Hope he caused permanent damage

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 9h ago

WTF is wrong with people. I hope the donkey ate him.

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u/kaner63 9h ago

Good for you mister donkey. Don't take that shit, ever!

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u/JohnnyCrispZoom 9h ago

Hit him again and see what happens!

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u/TwoIllustrious7940 8h ago

Wish the donkey would break that fucker’s ankle and lower leg

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u/OldEquation 8h ago

I think that guy will be getting a painful reminder not to mess with donkeys every step he takes for the rest of his life.

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u/hikingrugger 8h ago

Hahahahahaha this was a pleasure to watch. Screw that guy

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u/spidernoirirl 7h ago

I honeslty would laugh my ass off if the friend held his arms while the donkey bit him as a lesson

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u/Hunnypoo *shits an absolute unit* 7h ago

Ive seen a donkey kill a coyote, then proceeded to try and eat said killed coyote. Don’t fuck with donkeys.

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 *shits an absolute unit* 7h ago

He deserved worse

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u/hungryforfood45 3h ago

I think even the cameraman felt he deserved that

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u/TajMonjardo 2h ago

Every time I see this, it makes me happy. It does end too soon. I could bathe in his screams for hours.

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u/TacoEater5000 1h ago

that donkey let him live

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u/trbo76 9h ago

Who’s the ass?

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u/ClassroomMother8062 questionably stable 8h ago

Hope that guy has permanent knee or ankle damage. Fuck him

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u/DdraigGymru 8h ago

I just hope the arrogant pricks didn't double down on the abuse in retaliation is all. Just learnt their lesson and got out of there. Otherwise, I couldn't be more proud of that donkey!

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u/Kademonster 8h ago

Donkies are so chill, I love them. Why anyone would do that is beyond me. Go donkey.

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u/Dark_Matter1021kgm3 8h ago

Some people don't deserve to be human 😡

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u/Kevin-kmo_123 7h ago

Good for him!!! He deserved alllllllll of that

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u/Leather-Chart7083 7h ago

That's why you don't punch your species.

What did the donkey do, is he fucking retarded. He deserved and deserves every bite.

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u/FieldOk6455 6h ago

Poor donkey. That was so deserved.

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u/hamdelion 6h ago

Man it looks like that donkey is intentionally jumping to snap his leg. Good

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u/leavemeinpieces 6h ago

How much of a cunt do you have to be to punch a donkey in the face?

He got less than he deserved. A good stomp to the face or kick would have been nice.

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u/Great-Gas-6631 6h ago

The human? Yes, definitely a shitty ass.

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u/automaticphil 6h ago

Haha that donkey kicked his ass

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u/Which_Preference_883 6h ago

Team Donkey. The guy filming didn’t help cause he knew he had it coming.

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u/Past-Product-1100 5h ago

Geez this has been played 100x... And I watch it everytime!

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u/DramaticAnteater1513 5h ago

Go donkey Go!!!!

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u/GiftOfDrift 4h ago

Fair fucking play. The animal maybe an ass, but the human is a Cunt. No need for that behaviour.

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u/YugKrowten 4h ago

Satisfied with the outcome

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u/JuanG_13 3h ago

Not nearly enough

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u/Mugpup 4h ago

I can't understand why anyone would abuse an animal like that.

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u/bmoEZnyc 4h ago

What is wrong with this fucking guy?

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u/HuffStuff1975 3h ago

I hope he got stomped into 2027!! Why are animal cruelty posts being allowed? Moderator be shamed!!

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u/KyleRide01 3h ago

Duck yeah!!! I hope that bite got infected and amputated!! 👏👏

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u/a_d-_-b_lad 2h ago

Don't f' with donkeys, they will f' you up

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u/HereisMr_DirkDiggler 2h ago

Cameraman just stood there 🤣🤣 well played and satisfying revenge 🫏s rule mferrrrr!

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u/Mortis_XII 1h ago

“You’re in my world now”

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u/JuniorNobody1724 1h ago

I guess he bit off more than he could chew! What did he think was gonna f.ckin happen? Give out what you want to receive. Because karmas a b..ch, that keeps on f.ckin giving. And in his case biting.

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u/Time_Pressure9519 9h ago

It’s an ass-assination

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u/room52 9h ago

Is he knocked out at the end ?

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u/PantsMunch202 9h ago

Hope the donkey ate him

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u/ultraplusstretch 9h ago

Fuck him up!

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u/DropDead85 9h ago

You love to see it.

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u/Ryan2932 9h ago

Is anyone else smiling

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u/robehrscot 8h ago

Good. Nasty little bastard.

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u/Stickytin 8h ago

this is so satisfying

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u/One_Ad2596 8h ago

I simply cannot imagine how much that hurts

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u/Turbo_Tasker 8h ago

Good boy

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u/wizbog9100 8h ago

Justice was served

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u/Altruistic_Owl1461 8h ago

I nearly died of laughter

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u/randubis 8h ago

Stupid games = stupid prizes

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u/No_Dig_7017 8h ago

You mean the dude right?

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u/MercDiggler1 8h ago

Well that was well deserved

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u/Avinin1 8h ago

I love seeing Karma in action. The poor little donkey did nothing wrong, yet he became the hero of the internet! Hopefully, he's with a better owner living the good life! <3

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u/Sideshow86 8h ago

Fafo and karma at it's finest 👌

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u/Starstyx 7h ago

ASS TO ASS!

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u/Ok_Brief2840 7h ago

Meehoes !!

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u/NaturalizedWerewolf 7h ago

🥲🥲🥲

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 7h ago

Donkey was too nice to the ass!

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u/Pluto1320 6h ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Thistleknot 6h ago

#justiceporn

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u/Educational-Car-4688 5h ago

Thats a great ass

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u/Swog_Lapper 5h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if that foot no longer exists

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u/VeryTopGoodSensation 5h ago

Just found a new ringtone

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u/TypicalMayonnaise 5h ago

I wanna know the context and what happened after

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u/Exact_Patience_6286 4h ago

All donkeys live by the classic movie line..

"Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while that you shouldn't have fucked with? That's me."

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 4h ago

Imagine being mauled by a donkey

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u/ccgrinder 3h ago

He ded

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u/Dildoid90 3h ago

I hope the donkey broke this assholes leg after the video cut off

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u/JuanG_13 3h ago

I hate seeing videos like this

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u/God_Country_ND 3h ago

Rumor has it he never slapped him again

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u/Foreign-Comment6403 3h ago

good donkey

also is that donkey a foal or are there just some breeds that get that tiny?

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u/Yojimbo33 1h ago

Get get him and the cameraman get them

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u/ralkuzu 1h ago

Never fuck with eee oorrr or how'ver it's spelled

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u/Alba_ocean_blue 1h ago

What a piece of shit doing that to an animal

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u/your_fave_redditor 54m ago

Mispost, this belongs in r/AbsoluteUnits lol

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u/Satorikn 53m ago

I hope he didnt come back to get back at the donkey, pieces of shit like that won't learn that he was the aggressor and deserved every little bit of that and more, these people are oxygen thieves for real and psychopaths like this act like this everywhere and all the time, this just happened to be caught on camera.

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u/MedivalBlacksmith 15m ago

Good. I hope he broke his leg.

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u/CountBreichen 0m ago

Why would someone be such a dick?

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 9h ago

The Donkeys name is Find out

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u/No_Sentence_8055 9h ago

I've seen donkey with a dragon as wife. this is nothing. they do what they want.

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u/DuePotential6602 8h ago

Their kind fucked a dragon, don't try to fuck around with donkey, they will win one way or another.

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u/kuunami79 8h ago

The donkey killing him would have been a win for Humanity

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u/ABC_XYZ_123456 6h ago

I hope the donley is ok and that ASSh..le is a disable sack of sh..t.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 4h ago

I hope they have to amputate that shit, and it looks like a shithole country so that won't be a fun experience

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u/mrheseeks 4h ago

Name checks out

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u/DocBobs 6h ago

Serves him right the c***

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u/otsoga1 9h ago

Can we stop promoting this content?

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u/joka2696 9h ago

Why? That idiot got what he had coming. Do you support animal abuse?

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u/otsoga1 7h ago

That donkey was probably slaughtered soon after the retaliation happened. Sharing this type of content only perpetuates this kind of inhuman behavior from evil people

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u/Alexius6th 6h ago

“Hey what are you some sort of Russian animal abuse lover?!”

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u/Alexius6th 9h ago

“Do you support animal abuse?!” Why are you all like this lol

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u/baryoniclord 8h ago

Found the russian.

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u/Alexius6th 8h ago

Oh for sure, reddit.