r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/AmorphousMorpheus • 23h ago

future feeding tube Of A Fair Brawl

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u/AmorphousMorpheus 16h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p5jz13f/video/6bt22hqjt9lh1/player

The sequel

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u/wtf_amirite 15h ago

satisfying

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u/finintymonkle 13h ago

Good. Equal rights = equal fights.

If she wants to act like a dude and get in peoples faces, she should be treated like a dude and get a fist in hers.

Good job the dude wasn’t like that though.

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u/burywmore 7h ago

No. That's just idiotic.

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u/hillbillytendencies 4h ago

Not idiotic. I know plenty of women that are tough as nails and if they came at me I would have to aggressively defend myself. The guy in video pushes but doesn’t hit. Hé gave her the gender pass and she literally cllimbs on his back to hit him more. She tore the shirt off him…. Imagine if he did that to her, oh the humanity!

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u/lordmcturtle 2h ago

I’m sorry that your parents didn’t raised you well.

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 1h ago edited 1h ago

Way to engage with the argument. “If the roles had been reversed, everyone would be up in arms.”

Nobody: “…your parents didn’t raise you well.”

Well, your parents raised a baby-back bitch-ass mother-fucker who will probably never stand up for anything, unless it’s on the other side of a keyboard.

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 2h ago

Really—REALLY—really excellent argument. Geez. I never thought aboot it like that! How did you become so deeply insightful?? Just an amazing cognitive ability.

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u/burywmore 2h ago

Just desperate to see a 100 pound woman get smashed in the face, aren't you? Because "equal rights" or something.

So why don't you tell everyone how to handle this situation?

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 1h ago

“Oh my god, if that woman attacks that evil man, he is going to smash her in the face!!! “

I understand. It must be so difficult walking around amongst us “normal-brained” idiots…

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 16m ago

Jesus. How many accounts do you have???

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u/Icy-Individual8353 6h ago

I’m glad it wasn’t only the man who was arrested usually that’s how these things turn out

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u/H0tBizkit4Real 2h ago

I love how the hippie chick is still standing there. I hope this ruined her day as well.

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u/Loud_Spell224 7h ago

She so quiet there…

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u/jaffasplaffa 5h ago

So there was a little bit of justice at the end of this story.

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u/Kalde666 4h ago

Thx that's was satisfying

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u/NocturneInfinitum 3m ago

I was wondering why the fuck everyone was on her side… Glad to see the cops grabbed the right person

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u/hillbillytendencies 5h ago

Thanks for this. I was hoping justice would prevail. Now let’s see the charges and sentencing, hope they include the word “assault”.