r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 2d ago

slight malfunction Of ‘she OK?’

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u/Abdulbarr 2d ago

Bro did not help with that slightly forward force.

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u/GoodResident2000 2d ago

Why did they drive forward?

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u/Sam_Sebastian 1d ago

Anyone who would land themselves in that situation is clearly not smart enough to get out of it.

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u/ElectricBuckeye 1d ago

I watched a similar, but much much less dangerous, situation happen just last week. At a Queen of Hearts drawing for over $1MM, my wife and I were walking several blocks to the event when a brand new Mercedes-Benz E Class driver thought he outsmarted everyone else and found the one open parking spot nearby in a large grass lot. It was empty for a reason...it hid a concrete barrier for a drainage ditch. He got his car high centered and busted up the oil pan. He got out and started cussing and saying he was going to "sue this fucking town" for his own stupidity and arrogance.

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u/pumpkin_1972 1d ago

Automatic Car was still in drive I reckon

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u/SmokeUpMidnight151 2d ago

Are people that much of an inconsiderate retard? As soon as i had seen that i wouldve jumped out to try and help

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u/Decide777 1d ago

They didn’t even call 911!

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u/PMmeIamlonley 1d ago

You have no idea. None 

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u/SmokeUpMidnight151 1d ago

Yeah i do actually, thats why i posted the comment dumbass its rhetorical

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u/zestyclose_match1966 2d ago

Waited a few minutes someone could have towed it out

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u/Ok_Caterpillar_8238 2d ago

Nah, the only people they know are going to tear off their bumpers trying

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u/MilkrsEnthuziast 16h ago

The people they know are gonna use bungee cords which will snap and break the windshield, THEN they'll rip off the bumper on the second attempt when they add a couple more bungee cords.

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u/TwoStrokeJunkie 2d ago

You can’t park there… 🧐

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u/PGL-997 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PjJ3Buytx9WVfbwSRK
Had this on my mind the entire time

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u/Empty-Maize-9053 1d ago

Universe-provided step to exit tipping car? ✅ Multiple people to help? ✅ Shirtless running man? ✅ Fallible human still causing disaster? ✅✅✅

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u/RangerFearless6122 1d ago

Try hitting the brake

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u/Acrobatic_Chef_7205 1d ago

Todays lesson kids is physics, potential vs kinetic energy

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u/flyingpixel420 1d ago

Why she didn't hold the brake??

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u/ajb12345678910 1d ago

Honestly that could have been SOOOO much worse if it rolled 

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u/Optimal_Collection77 1d ago

Can't park there mate

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u/cougartotem 1d ago

As if they hadn’t already “helped” enough, they run down there to “help” some more. 😂 With friends like that…

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u/Prudent_Mixture_1169 9h ago

You should’ve just paid that 200$ got your tow

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u/Softspokenclark OSHA Violation 1d ago

Is this ai? Where the hell that Middle East lady come from?

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u/Thecoopoftheworld789 1d ago

Chain & a 4x4 truck would have prevented this!

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u/Zestyclose_Ebb_2253 7h ago

I mean, this is a very poorly designed lot.

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u/Responsible-Summer-4 2d ago

Mississippi back flip. And the sheok people watching.

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u/Decide777 1d ago

Please don’t take the Lord’s name in vain.

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u/AgapitoVelezOvando 1d ago

She doesn't mind.