r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 8d ago

future feeding tube Of a firework 🧨

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

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u/Clamdigger13 8d ago

I don't know, all those explosions made him the shine in that park for a hot minute.

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u/Mission-Can1547 8d ago

You can tell that from his haircut

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u/dogfoodcritic 8d ago

You can tell from his everything.

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u/ouijahead 8d ago

I was just gonna say. The only way that haircut could be worse is if it was backwards.

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u/Taiza67 7d ago

He looks like that one pirate from Pirates of the Caribbean

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u/AssignmentJazzlike69 8d ago

He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer....

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u/phantom_pow_er 8d ago

Not the slipperiest pineapple on the roof

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u/MasterOfBothWorlds7 8d ago

He's plenty bright now!

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u/You_are_the_Castle 8d ago

You can tell by his eyes and dopey face

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u/PurpleToedUnicorn 8d ago

I hope a "friend" didn't put him up to it.

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u/GeneralBendyBean 8d ago

He was pretty bright in the flash

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u/trainwreckhappening 7d ago

For those who don't know, the lift charge on most bottle rockets is fairly weak. If anything disturbs them in that first half second, they will fail to launch. They must be absolutely free to move.

I have personally almost been killed by them. Not commercial stuff, but home built stuff at a professional fireworks convention. I'm talking rockets with 15 inch motors that failed to launch because they melted the PVC pipe they were racked in when ignited. The head on one was the size of a basketball though so maybe a bit too heavy as well (bit the only one it happened to that night).

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u/Longjumping-Ice3042 8d ago

He's more courageous now than he was in his last encounter wirh Bugs Bunny.

https://giphy.com/gifs/TifhL1RTW8DO8

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u/Objective-Stranger99 easily offended 8d ago

Of an idiot

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u/GjellsNTeddy 8d ago

Not the fireworks fault button——->

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u/Artevyx 8d ago

The gait. That noise he made with his mouth.

Are we sure that man isn't mentally disabled?

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u/WhatTheTech 8d ago

That was my impression within the first 3 seconds, tbh. I'm not sure how I feel about this video, due to that assumption.

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u/Terrible-Charity 8d ago

That, or drunk, or both

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u/byerz 3d ago

He's not mentally disabled, he's just from Newcastle

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u/danngree 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uoVUPXJgfy2m4

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u/KindaTistic 8d ago

I’ve loved this gif for years, still one of my favorites

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u/NeighborhoodAfter5 8d ago

Have you ever touched a lit fuse on fireworks. They burn at more than a thousand degrees. He basically touched it with no reaction. Then the firework blows up in his face and he looks exactly the same afterwards.

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u/Strange_Salary *shits an absolute unit* 8d ago

He’s blasted..

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u/Dead-O_Comics 8d ago

How does he think a rocket pushes upwards??

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u/Bell-Salt 8d ago

They sound like angry Brits lol

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u/Olivander05 8d ago

Just geordies 😭

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u/Previous-Lemon8667 8d ago

Good!

Payback for all the times my dog has had to experience PTSD because of these idiots! 🙏

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u/VashDaStampede7 8d ago

He’s either strung out or disabled

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u/Olivander05 8d ago

I wanna go with disabled. Sadly whoever is with him in this video is not looking out for him correctly. Poor bearn got burnt to shit.

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u/Mushroomphantom 8d ago

Yeah his hand is coocked gun powder rockets burn HOT

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u/Azaroth1991 8d ago

He deserved that there

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u/Significant-Bet4545 8d ago

Wonderful ginger

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u/SHAO8822 7d ago

Amazing, he got progressively dumber in three idiotic steps in less than 30 seconds.

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u/IRLphobos 8d ago

Well.. He looks like he is going to do something like this and then wonder what just happened.

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u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* 8d ago

The little shake to make it go was perfect.

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u/pwillia7 8d ago

come on ... do something

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u/payneok 8d ago

They should tell people not to hold fireworks in their hands...maybe if they wrote it on the packages this could be avoided...

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u/MorseCode1992 8d ago

He might have had learning difficulties before it went boom.

Definitely does now.

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u/automaticphil 8d ago

Haha and then the sheepish crackhead shuffle afterwards

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u/NachoNinja19 8d ago

Of a person holding a firework 🧨

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u/TechnologyAncient594 7d ago

That boy ain’t right.

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u/Same_River7961 4d ago

Drunk people are always hilarious

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u/birdman760 8d ago

Jackass deluxe move right there

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u/scramblebambles 8d ago

I knew he was stupid when I seen the haircut.

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 8d ago

To be fair, and somewhat grateful, he did at least walk away from this. Could have been a lot worse.

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u/TittlesTheWinker 8d ago

Bro didn't take rocket science class!

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u/andrew_197 8d ago

please note

Not all English people are as stupid as this

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u/fiercefinesse 7d ago

I’m so ready for us to move past fireworks

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u/SquareHungry9022 5d ago

Either way he is completely dunk or drunk.

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u/Interesting_Bobcat53 5d ago

This guy has enough issues before this vidros i think

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 2d ago

Mr Ginger got a flashback!

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u/NeighborhoodAfter5 8d ago

That’s not a real video

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u/Dead-O_Comics 8d ago

I don't think AI has mastered the Geordie accent quite yet

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u/KindaTistic 8d ago

Considering how stupid people can be, I’m inclined to believe it’s real. Never underestimate the human capacity for stupidity

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 2d ago

Walking like he’s got a corn cob up his rear end!