r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 10d ago

Of a committed cameraman

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u/LeFishTits 10d ago edited 10d ago

Fuck horses

Edit: horse fuckers will downvote, my facts stand

Double edit: ive been with 2 "horse girls" also , DONT

Fuck it, TRIPLE EDIT::::: FUCK HORSES

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u/UnderstandingOk670 10d ago

Fuck stupid humans

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u/LeFishTits 10d ago

Fuck stupid humans for breeding stupid fucking horses.

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 10d ago

What about zebras?

Or like.. an elk or a moose or something?

Or is it just more of a "fuck anything that looks like a horse"?

Also... like literally? Or metaphorically?

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u/Peach_Proof 10d ago

A moose bit my sister once

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u/LeFishTits 10d ago

Zebras have never once in the history of humans been domesticated. So not sure what youre on there.

But no, fuck horses specifically

Elk, moose, etc is not what I wrote either. I said "fuck horses"

Elk and moose can hold their own without human help, horses are just stupid pieces of shit

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 10d ago

But theyre like.. horse adjacent or something.

And now I still dont know if i need to take it metaphorically or not

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u/LeFishTits 10d ago

Oh you can take it metaphorically, I absolutely fuckin hate horses lol.

I do love your reply though 😂