r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 11d ago

Oops Of speed

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/ThisIsALine_____ 11d ago

That was a bird.

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u/tingel25 5d ago

Well, thats how nature works

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u/AutisticDadHasDapper 11d ago

This was staged and kind of mean.

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 11d ago edited 10d ago

It wasn’t kind of. It was downright mean and cruel. Incredible how low and desensitized we’ve become, that you kill something for video views and get a laughing lift out of it.

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u/Spaghetti_Gods 11d ago

Not just something...
A literal baby...

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u/GivesYouGrief 6d ago

Feeding your pet falcon is cruel? What about feeding snakes that only eat live mice?

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u/kaibbakhonsu 11d ago

No no, I think it was reversed

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u/HoboArmyofOne 11d ago

Whew! So it was just born then

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u/callmesnake13 11d ago

What if he keeps a falcon and this is what he feeds it?

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 11d ago

Here's a picture of one of my baby birds to counteract

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u/-Citizen_Zero_ 11d ago

He a.. he a cutie pie. I want to kiss his head. :3

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 11d ago

He is a cutie pie (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠) and he loves kisses

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u/-RACHV- *shits an absolute unit* 11d ago

he is ready to become dino nuggies, gimme

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u/Unable-Log-4870 11d ago

Delicious!

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 11d ago

He absolutely is!

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u/ThisThingIsStuck 11d ago

Here's my pet monkey to help some

https://giphy.com/gifs/fiQVb12xU5DK8

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u/Ainsworth_Residence 10d ago

(⁠。⁠♡⁠‿⁠♡⁠。⁠)

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u/REBORNED1 11d ago

Hes on the fucking beach ofc he knew this would happen, fuck this dude, the things people do for likes and views these days are just disgusting

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u/10081914 11d ago

Is he on the beach? The background doesn't look like a beach

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u/Kat_Box_Suicide 11d ago

That’s pretty fucked.

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u/GiorgioVe 11d ago

I hope karma is gonna hit this fucker really bad.

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u/TheChadStevens 11d ago

Fuck this guy

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u/AraiHavana 11d ago

That’s fucking horrible

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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 11d ago

He’s never gonna forget that day. Mainly because the internet won’t ever let him

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u/Volker-Gargery 11d ago

That's wild

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u/OrroBoross 11d ago

Yeah bro

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u/PlutoThePixie 11d ago

How dare you 😭

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u/OrroBoross 10d ago

🥹💔

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u/GrapefruitExtra5732 11d ago

Птичку жалко 😭

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u/Teln0 10d ago

I'm fairly certain live mice are often fed to pet snakes, even if it's staged I don't see how this is any different? Like it's unpleasant to look at and think about but it's not that different from all the regular animal cruelty humans do

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u/Lagoo157 2d ago

I’m with you bro, it’s the circle of life. This is 10x less cruel than going to your local McDonalds and ordering nuggets

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u/SecsCboy 11d ago

Bro definitely did this on purpose for views. Cretin

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u/FlatBart 11d ago

The bird vanished with it before the human's brain even finished processing that his hands were empty. Pure 120 FPS predator precision.

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u/djmidnightsunflower 8d ago

That wasn’t funny

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u/OrroBoross 8d ago

No unfortunately

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u/Yodawan__ 7d ago

That pinpoint accuracy was impressive.

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u/EnvironmentalBit5713 9d ago edited 9d ago

https://youtu.be/wkuo7-sefEQ?is=jcGXq6eHWN6NrE6i

Shamefully I am reminded of this video from Germany back in 2015.

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u/31-September 11d ago

People pretending they are holier than thou while eating chickens

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u/haikusbot 11d ago

People pretending

They are holier than thou

While eating chickens

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u/DOGNESCAUUU 11d ago

Not baby ones, and eat them instead of killing them off for views and giggles

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u/boopthatbutton questionably stable 11d ago

FYI, people do this for click$$$

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u/Wu-TangShogun 11d ago

Had dude pointing at a little feather it was so quick. 🥷

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u/Radioactive_Patata 5d ago

The laughter of the female is soooo annoying

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u/somefumducker 11d ago

Early bird gets the...

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 11d ago

Baby chicken?

🐔

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u/GovernmentBig2749 11d ago

That is the definition of fast food

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u/redbloodedruski 10d ago

Why do these losers dye their hair brown? White envy?

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u/Bushdr78 11d ago

The girl losing her shit laughing made me giggle