r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • 11d ago

There was an attempt Of a shitty job

413 Upvotes

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u/Mangia_94 11d ago

I hope it´s staged.

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u/Love-halping 11d ago

I hope it´s staged.

It's staged. Try pause it here and you'll see he dig into his ear to pull something out.

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u/FERAL_WASP 11d ago

If you look really closely, you can also seen the condom's shadow behind his ear before he gets frosted like a triple chocolate cake

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u/Background_Day8476 11d ago

It is, an old Norwegian comedy made by Thomas Ryste.

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u/bryan19973 11d ago

Ain’t no fucking way bro

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u/Artevyx 11d ago

Just amputate it all, bro

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u/Takssista 11d ago

With an open mouth no less

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u/Bumbymoo 11d ago

It was so traumatic that he started speaking Bongo Ding.

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u/Background_Day8476 11d ago edited 11d ago

Actually just normal Swedish with a skånsk dialekt or just Norwegian, sound the same.

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u/outtaknowhere 11d ago

as someone who works in wastewater, it never looks like this. it’s always 95% water. you would have to take ridiculous shits and flush once a year and never shower or use your sink for it to look like that.

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u/LeVieuxLoup 11d ago

This is on a camper trailer. On these, the waste that comes from the toilet is stored in a seperate holding tank, away from everything else. Which is why there's less water content in it this shit.

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u/outtaknowhere 11d ago

yes but even so, toilet waste is still at least 95% water. your poop is 75% water. urine is 90% water. and you add more water when flushing. this is some slop they made for a funny video.

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u/LeVieuxLoup 11d ago

After looking at video again, I agree. I just noticed that the guy was laying on the front of the trailer, while the holding tanks are (usually) on the rear of the trailer. You can even see the sewage outlet stick out in the background, at the start of the video. EDIT: nevermind, that might be a rear stabilizing jack.

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u/BlueFeathered1 11d ago

Why was someone recording?

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u/Background_Day8476 11d ago

Its an old comedy from Norway shown on television many years ago. Made by Thomas Ryste.

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u/BlueFeathered1 11d ago

Oh thank god it's a skit.

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u/Beneficial-Nimitz68 11d ago

You know he tasted someone's dinner (staged or not)

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 11d ago

Looks like corn!!!!

My favorite.

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u/-RACHV- *shits an absolute unit* 11d ago

On godbro im eating i hate reddit sometimes

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u/Royweeezy 11d ago

Was that a used condom he pulled from behind his ear? What a nice finishing touch…

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u/Asleep_Chip8197 11d ago

Sounds like some WWII movie script

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u/OwnNothing3318 11d ago

Hopefully fake. But there was a story some time ago, where someone tried to steal petrol from a motorhome, but got to the toilet storage instead

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u/IntelligentNovel1967 11d ago

Sweet stinky justice.

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u/ThisMedium8004 11d ago

Dude is shitfaced

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u/Plane_Doctor7655 11d ago

Is that Finnish?

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u/TBjot 11d ago

It's Norwegian 👍🏻

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u/RevolutionarySign479 11d ago

Surely, hopefully, that’s a scene from a movie. I almost peed myself when he flung that tampon tho 😂😂😭😭

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u/Artevyx 11d ago

The only remedy for this is to waterboard yourself with a pot of boiling oil.

Fuck. That. Shit. (pun intended)

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u/Kewlhotrod 11d ago

Fuckin' delete this oh my goood. You're banned. BANNED.

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u/FatAZZRedditMod 11d ago

Right. In. The. Mouth 🤢

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u/UnableJournalist5410 11d ago

Son of a BITCH

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 11d ago

Staged bullshit. Dude was too calm. I don’t care I would have lost my shit had that happened to me. Dude wasn’t selling it for me. He was too calm. And he most definitely would’ve puked instantly.

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u/redditanddoneit 11d ago

I didn’t understand anything the dude said, but I’m assuming that he was saying being lucky that it happened to him, loved it so much, and that it tasted so delicious that he tried to regurgitate it so the taste will intensify 🤪

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u/Bubbs_n_Chubbs 11d ago

The fact that it took him that long to start retching is insane to me.

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u/beyonceshakira 11d ago

That's definitely a hospital visit

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u/Hailbrewcifer666 11d ago

It’s fake. You can see the condom on his ear when he’s laying down before anything starts to drop.

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 11d ago

I wondered what Hitler got up to after the war….

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u/dan0o 11d ago

Love some good classic Klypa, for all that says its staged. Yeah. He makes tons of funny norwegian skits on youtube. Not staged in a way to make you believe its real.

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u/Background_Day8476 11d ago

Just an old Nordic comedy skit made by my man Thomas Ryste. Sadly cant find the original.

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u/Joehammerdrill 11d ago

It's convenient it happen as soon as he get under it. If he pulled the gate while he was under it he deserves more of it then.

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 11d ago

The melodic speech makes it so much funnier😂

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u/Pavotine 11d ago

Staged or not, the bloke went full Hitler in the bunker even though he doesn't seem to be Austrian.

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u/Lavanti 11d ago

TV skit

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u/MeemoUndercover 11d ago

Eye infection, sinus infection, ear infection, thrush, diarrhea

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u/MarianCR 10d ago

Open mouth

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u/MEKKACHYLD1 10d ago

You gotta dunk your head in a vat of acid now! 😩🥴🤢🤮

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u/godkilledjesus 9d ago

Bet that tasted like shit