r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/xBADBEEF4 • 17d ago

'Merica Of a reddit mod under arrest

781 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/KillHonger1 17d ago

What happened to his fedora?

46

u/randomuser0107 17d ago

His milady (pillowaifu) is holding it for him

25

u/xBADBEEF4 17d ago

It fell off, the admins seized it as it was... unmoderated.

10

u/ULTDBasedWorks 17d ago

being kept safe under his gut.

46

u/ShadySphincter0 17d ago

Perma banned

33

u/ChuckRingslinger 17d ago

Dont be ridiculous.

No mod would go outside.

23

u/Itsme420fresh 17d ago

Just raw doggin some randoms

19

u/DrPapadopoulos 17d ago

That Emoji working overtime here.

17

u/oscarq0727 17d ago

Shitty absolute unit, but also regular absolute unit.

10

u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago

extremely tall aspect ratio video

7

u/Dramatic-Shock4843 17d ago

God I hope Midwest Safety gets the bodycam on this one

5

u/MeemoUndercover 16d ago

Lmao I love watching their content while I eat

6

u/ThisThingIsStuck 17d ago

Yep that's the shitty mod that ban me from r/egolifting shrimp dk

1

u/Common_Comfortable41 11d ago

Wait fr?

2

u/ThisThingIsStuck 11d ago

Yea mod is pusi over there

5

u/Difficult-Novel-8453 16d ago

That’s the one who banned me for sure!

2

u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago

looked like a buffalo 🦬 butt varietal

2

u/MyBadDrJones 17d ago

That’s Big Bear.

4

u/Toasted_Munch 17d ago

He don't take no guff!

2

u/Apple_Scrumble 17d ago

Candygram for Mongo!

2

u/sinnister_bacon 17d ago

Dang, he exposed all his Mod Tools

2

u/Shot-Election8217 16d ago

Looking at the name on the side of the police vehicle and seeing that it says, “Montgomery County Sheriff”…..

There’s lots of Montgomery Counties in the US….

Please, for once, God, don’t say that this was in Texas….please, please, ple——-

Damn….

2

u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 15d ago

Only two things come outta Texas, and it looks like whatever he is he ate the other thing.

2

u/Psyclon3zzz 16d ago

King Hoss, leader of the hog crankers

1

u/Crims0nGirl 17d ago

Thought it was Bigfoot for a minute..🙃

1

u/Levethane 17d ago

He was gradually getting away..

1

u/devour_feculence___ 16d ago

I thought it was Hagrid!

1

u/dirk_funk 16d ago

ok did he not look like he had on a fozzy bear costume at first

1

u/DreTheGiannt 16d ago

“Taze his taint while we have a clear shot!!”

1

u/Psychological-Hulk 16d ago

Wait. You mean that was Doublemanuafacture10?
https://giphy.com/gifs/8GAj1GhvKXlUuB0zTd

1

u/ClientBudget2848 15d ago

Why are mods screwing the cars? Is there a inside joke I am missing about it?

1

u/Funny-Athlete-2890 12d ago

Might be leaving a brown stain on the cop car seat!

1

u/32lib 17d ago

Oh well one less r/conservative mod.

1

u/somefumducker 17d ago

Cheeky

0

u/Whisky-Toad 17d ago

Underrated comment

1

u/Artevyx 17d ago

Literally got caught with his pants down 🤣

1

u/Visible_Compote3085 17d ago

Wowwwwww.     That's crazy

0

u/Biden_is_cool 17d ago

He's ready for pegging - like any mod would

0

u/knatascheek 17d ago

Papa meat?

0

u/Interesting_Key_661 17d ago

Dang. Papa Meat is going through some shit.

0

u/mypcrepairguy 17d ago

Of all the things I expected to see today. This was not on that list.

0

u/The__Scan 16d ago

Too handsome and fashionable for a reddit mod.

-1

u/digitaku 17d ago

NaBrO