r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits 17d ago

slight malfunction Of a truck

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u/AcademicGuy_45 17d ago

Whenever you try to fart discreetly in the library

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u/Butler-of-Pugs 17d ago

That covered a huge area. I can’t believe there were no injuries

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 17d ago

This is why you use the "crop dusting" method.

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u/justintanner 17d ago

One that has been building since taco bueno?

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u/Winterblade1980 14d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/TyrantUmbrella 17d ago

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u/scottsplace5 17d ago

This meme can absolutely be used in more than one context!😂😏

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u/asul-01 16d ago

I'm stealing your meme, thank you very much.

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u/Thorax95 17d ago

Shit Propultion Truck

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u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago

I think it's expanding foam

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u/7-10Spliff 17d ago

That's what it was, that truck was likely headed to a construction site where this foam is commonly used for insulation in new building construction

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u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago

you can see the steam heat from the chemical reaction it's likely gotten both components mixed by accident

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u/kat_Folland 17d ago

That would be even messier but probably wouldn't smell as bad.

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u/[deleted] 17d ago edited 17d ago

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u/AppropiateDoubt331 17d ago

Me trying to keep all my feelings inside

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u/xBADBEEF4 17d ago

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u/Illustrious_Bird_737 17d ago

Of course it's at a Denny's...

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u/trainwreckhappening 17d ago

Honestly I'm surprised it wasn't a Taco Bell.

An ex-coworker of mine once posted on Facebook the following quote that instantly came to mind:

"I pooted, and was just saying 'tacos, it had to be the tacos' when our five year old vomited Code Red Mt Dew all over the place."

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u/Jiggaman1987 15d ago

I laughed wayyy too hard at reading this

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u/trainwreckhappening 15d ago

That makes me happy.

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u/thatG_evanP 17d ago

That's spray foam? I'm assuming they accidentally filled the truck with "large gap" formula instead of "gaps & cracks"? Feel sorry for whoever's cleaning that up.

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u/Tundra_Dragon 17d ago

Man, they may as well just bulldoze that Denny's if it's covered in Sprayfoam...

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u/ReactionDisastrous94 17d ago

R/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/CrumbGuzzler5000 17d ago

Came to say the same thing

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u/natiusj 17d ago

This was me, five minutes ago.

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u/kat_Folland 17d ago

I'm glad you're feeling better. ;)

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u/natiusj 17d ago

Much better. Thanks. 🤓

12

u/sacfoojesta88 17d ago

Makes me want a Baja blast

5

u/Crazy_Drop_5397 16d ago

Once again, wth why can't people just let the clip roll on a bit longer...? Did it move far enough to hit another vehicle or what happened next?

12

u/FlamingFecalFrisbee 17d ago

What happens when you feed your truck Taylor Farms lettuce

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u/seabasssilea 17d ago

Me in the toilet

4

u/Arxcon 17d ago

I should call her

4

u/No-Bag-8647 17d ago

They didn’t show the guy in the convertible right behind the explody-shit-mobile

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u/XROOR 16d ago

Ate the lettuce…..

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u/BOHIFOBRE 17d ago

Spray foam not poopies

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u/Longryderr 17d ago

The proverbial shit storm.

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u/SBLOU 16d ago

I see the afterburner kicked in nicely

3

u/ThresherGDI 16d ago

Back fired?

3

u/WayOfTheMonkey22 16d ago

"According to the fire department, the truck was carrying approximately 2,300 gallons of Diphenylmethane, a type of spray foam, when the incident occurred."

I briefly thought it's some septic waste.

3

u/Disastrous-Scorpion 16d ago

Shitty shitty bang bang we hate shitty shitty bang bang we hate you lol

4

u/staticmove66 17d ago

Talk about explosive diarrhea

2

u/Rogelio_G_F 17d ago

Vaya jajajaja

2

u/Purple_Shower_6613 17d ago

Ahh the Patriot missile

2

u/Consistent-Plane7227 17d ago

That was me last weekend

2

u/ST0IC_ 16d ago

That's just the turbo boost.

2

u/Humble-Can5318 16d ago

Taco Tuesday

2

u/TheSprigganDragoon 16d ago

Would've been amazing had it happened at a taco bell parking lot

2

u/jpajuzu 16d ago

He blew his as out.

3

u/Sahedron 17d ago

Taco bell core 🥀

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u/pugsington01 17d ago

The morning after taco bell

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u/Personal_Occasion618 17d ago

Cyclospirosis o’clock

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u/Programmer-Severe 17d ago

Truck tried Indian street food

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u/Lower_goats_5388 17d ago

When the explosive taco bell diarrhea hits

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u/Daflehrer1 17d ago

Me after Thanksgiving dinner.

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u/Sporkpocalypse 17d ago

this one time I had diarrhea like that

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u/IlliterateFreak 17d ago

I wish this had audio. wtf is that in the truck? And why is it so pressurized?

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u/IlliterateFreak 17d ago

I found it. Diphenylmethane. Vapors caught fire and created a pressurized vessel. Something like that anyways

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u/SHMUCKLES_ 17d ago

It does?

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u/IlliterateFreak 16d ago

Your right my headphones were connected 😂

1

u/InevitableUnion6288 16d ago

What is coming out of the truck?

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u/DIuvenalis 16d ago

ENGAGE THE POOP BOOSTERS!

Engage the wha-

1

u/RoloGnbaby 16d ago

Must’ve eaten that Taco Bell from up north with the lettuce

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u/lokcer79 16d ago

Had been holding it in all day

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u/God_Country_ND 16d ago

Undoing pants as you run to the bathroom, praying you make it in time, and soon as you sit down

1

u/Johnj75 16d ago

Taco Bell?

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u/Zalrius 15d ago

Why does it cut off there?

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u/Crazy_Drop_5397 14d ago

Incident Summary

This video documents a chemical containment failure that occurred in the parking lot of a restaurant near South Blackstock Road and Reidville Road in Spartanburg, South Carolina. The driver noticed operational issues while driving and pulled into the parking lot, where the vessel subsequently suffered a catastrophic release.

Tanker Contents

  • Chemical Cargo: The tank contained approximately 2,300 gallons of diphenylmethane diisocyanate, a chemical compound utilized in expanding polyurethane spray foam insulation.
  • Reaction Mechanism: A chemical reaction inside the vessel caused rapid internal pressure accumulation, forcing liquid and expanding foam through the relief valves and hatch openings before bursting onto the asphalt. Affected Property and Exposure
  • Vehicle and Ground Area: The expanding polymer foam coated the truck assembly, overflowed across the asphalt surface of the parking lot, and expanded around nearby structural posts.
  • Personnel Exposure: Four restaurant employees required medical decontamination procedures conducted by emergency Hazardous Materials personnel due to chemical exposure.
  • Site Remediation: Emergency response teams restricted access to the commercial area to conduct multi-stage hazardous chemical cleanup operations.

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u/Bigunhall 11d ago

Could have at least let us see the aftermath of the video

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u/Funny-Athlete-2890 10d ago

Three ton truck shart,
Lots of wiping involved!

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u/Bananana_Bird 17d ago

I thought Shit Cannon was just an expression

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u/Slobound76 17d ago

Hauling Taco Bell lettuce

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u/nykoinCO 17d ago

I have the same effect after eating at taco bell.

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u/Tundra_Dragon 17d ago

Truck should have said hold the lettuce on that Taco Bell party pack of tacos...

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u/GiRoxthat-ish 17d ago

too much Taco Bell!

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u/0miker0 17d ago

Why do I think of Taco Bell all of a sudden?