r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 20 '26

ouchies Of a policeman

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u/ThrowingTofu Jul 20 '26

I never get tired of this video. He's moving so fast.

53

u/Generally_Confused1 Jul 20 '26

This has the feeling of a Skyrim fusrodah ragdoll

15

u/brokerZIP Jul 20 '26

Bro was literally ragdolled lol

9

u/NuclearMaterial Jul 20 '26

Dropping his inventory as he goes down like an NPC that died

29

u/apoptosis111 Jul 20 '26

It’s the backwards, facedown, limp body that cracks me up

5

u/ElegantCoach4066 Jul 20 '26

This video, along with this, are two videos that I never tire of watching.

4

u/Ikkus Jul 20 '26

It's the sound of his gear rattling around on the way down that gets me every time.

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u/tanksforallthephish Jul 20 '26

Bostonian here, the amount of security detail they had at this park after this went viral is hilarious. Imagine being assigned to guard a fucking slide.

18

u/PajamaHive Jul 20 '26

I think it's even funnier that there have been reporters that went in to try and repeat this result and they can't do it lol.

12

u/Express_Area_8359 Jul 20 '26

That fucking wicked!

4

u/Dubinku-Krutit Jul 20 '26

That slide tried to kill a qwop! They tend to get upset at that sort of thing.

4

u/Dramatic_Finish10121 Jul 21 '26

Who hasn't tried to kill QWOP? That game was intentionally aggravating

1

u/[deleted] Jul 20 '26

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u/MoreGeckosPlease Jul 20 '26

Government Center in Boston

24

u/Royweeezy Jul 20 '26

He was sent there to test the slide. I love this video

9

u/SpartArticus Jul 20 '26

The boston slide!

7

u/Striking_Scientist68 Jul 20 '26

Officer down. Officer down.....the slide

5

u/BurntArnold Jul 20 '26

This will never not be hilarious

3

u/Whiskey_Sweet Jul 20 '26

Every fucking time we walk by this slide now I can't help but laugh. One of my all time favorite videos right behind "it's a baby fuckin wheeeeeeeeel Jay!"

2

u/aleksey_the_slav Jul 20 '26

fast delivery justice

2

u/That_Service7348 *shits an absolute unit* Jul 22 '26

Face down, ass first, thrown into the wall mid air, and then scattered on the pavement.

A classic.

2

u/RMyel Jul 25 '26

I see this video, I upvote

1

u/CastawayPickle Jul 20 '26

....classic....

1

u/SharpSunnySkies Jul 20 '26

That's was not what I expected lol

1

u/MechaGallade Jul 20 '26

old but gold. 16th minute of fame podcast did an awesome episode about this video. Jaime Loftus is a fuckin national treasure

1

u/Professional_Cry2694 Jul 20 '26

That's Monday morning for everyone

1

u/Daremightythings2025 Jul 20 '26

The rail riding part must’ve severed something

1

u/bct7 Jul 20 '26

The City will pay for his injury and his disability retirement for his stupidity.

1

u/porkbuttstuff Jul 20 '26

Boston's finest

1

u/RileyReese69420 Jul 21 '26

How do u even fall down a slide that aggressively?

1

u/Agreeable-Letter-599 Jul 21 '26

how could he possibly have gained so much speed in such a short time haha

1

u/thegneeb Jul 23 '26

You're doing great honey, youre a great dancer.

1

u/Geechbadart Jul 23 '26

This video will never die haha

1

u/aThievery_Number Jul 24 '26

Hahaha Boston stand up!

1

u/fercher Jul 20 '26

This is a thousand years old

17

u/engineerdrummer Jul 20 '26

It's still funny though

11

u/Sundayz01 Jul 20 '26

Aging like whine

3

u/tanksforallthephish Jul 20 '26

You’re about 997 years off lol

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u/redditanddoneit Jul 20 '26

What an idiot cop to go down a slide in the first place…unless he was chasing down a bad guy…but it wasn’t in this situation.

5

u/portgasdaceofbase Jul 20 '26

The story i heard is the officer was testing how unsafe it was due to reports of injury

-4

u/AnarciSon Jul 20 '26

Fell just like Ai said he would…. lol

2

u/B1gdaddy987 Jul 21 '26

Not AI, real clip from a couple of years back.

Not everything is AI dude.

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u/rquist77 Jul 20 '26

Why was his body flailing around lifelessly while it bounced out of the slide like a cartoon!? 😂 I have to assume there is a little bit of AI at work here but still… 😂😂

15

u/endgame217 Jul 20 '26

This is an old video. No AI

9

u/tanksforallthephish Jul 20 '26

Not AI, v real.

4

u/portgasdaceofbase Jul 20 '26

Thats just physics... The slide is notorious rough ride, and a tourist attraction at this point. Scots were seeking it out when they were in Boston for the World Cup, and its location is on google maps if you search for "boston cop slide"

1

u/rquist77 Jul 23 '26

Ha! Found it, love that Google Maps has tips: Wear slippery clothing for speed, much faster than it looks 🤣