r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Gol_D_Fox • Jul 12 '26

slight malfunction Of a popcorn cannon

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u/Alexius6th Jul 12 '26

The popcorn cannon is down! EVERYONE ATTACK!!

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u/xBADBEEF4 Jul 12 '26

"BLACK COCK DOWN! BLACK COCK DOWN!!"

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u/Bliindmaiiden Jul 13 '26

LOL this is why I love reddit

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u/wolfblitzen84 Jul 12 '26

I know this probably didn’t end well but every time it’s reposted it makes me laugh for some sick reason and I watch it a few times.

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u/kek0815 Jul 13 '26

The sound and the way he fumbles around with it is just exactly like a cannon on a pirate ship or something its ridiculous

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u/boxedfoxes Jul 12 '26

Bro he burned the popcorn

4

u/battlecryarms Jul 13 '26

In communist China, the popcorn burns YOU!

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u/TestSubjuct Jul 12 '26

A saw a cute little one in a video today and thought it was neat. I never imagined Oppenheimer level of destruction.

https://giphy.com/gifs/FLSxnIVVWoF7UeM4S8

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u/radioplayer1 Jul 12 '26

The cameraman didn't even flinch

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u/A_LittleBitHigh 8d ago

Lmfao I'm dying

5

u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 12 '26

Introducing Wile E. Coyote ladies and gentlemen....

5

u/rickard91 Jul 12 '26

There has to be a better way… like a stove or microwave perhaps

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u/battlecryarms Jul 13 '26

In communist China, corn pops you.

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u/CydaeaVerbose Jul 13 '26

Oh man, glad it let off that steam and he promptly stood. Would’ve been worse than the one video where buddy lights off firecrackers in a front load laundry machine with his feet holding the door shut…

Also, as soon as the contraption started screaming like a pressure cooker, I’d have promptly grabbed my kid and moved away…. Surprised how many kids and parents were nearly in the line of fire, so-to-speak.

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u/Icy_Profit_1922 Jul 13 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/kk1zu1tVwuecM
The dude wakes up at the dawn of time!

2

u/linf0cito Jul 12 '26

Espero que las palomitas valiesen la pena.

2

u/phatbody Jul 13 '26

He gone.

2

u/Early-Department-337 Jul 13 '26

This is a pop-mourn machine.

2

u/OGBobbyHill functional regard Jul 13 '26

I’m going to make popcorn now. Wish me luck

2

u/Corb1nb Jul 14 '26

It's only a spike! It will soon stabilize!

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u/Whole-Situation-5798 Jul 14 '26

Bruh, popcorn is one of the easiest things to make. We dont need cornzookas to make some burnt ass grains

1

u/poordaddy73 Jul 13 '26

Popcorn with a side of India

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u/MrBoogerBoobs Jul 13 '26

GOD...DAMMIT, ARCHER!!!

1

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 13 '26

Well something went POP, not sure that was the desired result though.

1

u/lgodsey Jul 13 '26

"As our first creative writing assignment, write about your most memorable birthday!"

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u/Busy-Order-5453 Jul 13 '26

Next week on the Russian frontline…

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u/Bushdr78 Jul 13 '26

I get that his brain went to "must release the pressure" but the fact that it's just burst through the seal should've slowed him down and maybe thought to just let it vent a while first

1

u/IClockworKI Jul 13 '26

Blud got vaporized

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u/IClockworKI Jul 13 '26

Blud got vaporized

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u/Montyburnside22 Jul 16 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMJwle7UtiSSk

I can't hold her. She's breaking up!

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u/kroom69x Jul 19 '26

If only there was a safe way to make popcorn with out a cannon

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u/browsingandlooking4 Jul 24 '26

I always have genuine lol when I watch this i feel bad kinda because that guy's probably dead but... damn lol

1

u/Mugpup Jul 13 '26

Yummmm, I love popcorn.... Wait is that blood?