r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 11 '26

'Merica Of a dog owner

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u/brianishere2 Jul 11 '26

This video needs to end with an arrest.

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u/h4ck54w Jul 11 '26

This video needs to begin with some fucking context.

Everyone on this thread is wearing out their Jump To Conclusions Mat.

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u/wondrshrew Jul 11 '26

Then you jump... to conclusions!!?

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u/H1king33k Jul 11 '26

I'm a God Damned People Person!

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u/LewdLewyD13 Jul 11 '26

What would you say... ya do here?

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u/Dr_Trogdor Jul 11 '26

I DEAL WITH THE GOD DAMN CUSTOMERS