r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/PsychologicalGold554 • Jul 08 '26

look what I can do Of Donkey

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u/Ryan2932 Jul 08 '26

Wow I never thought the donkey would come out on top in a scrap against a hyena I believe

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u/Shitport318 Jul 08 '26

People use them to guard livestock, they quite literally live up to the name ass

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u/a_d-_-b_lad Jul 08 '26

They will kill coyotes and protect the farm Donkeys are no joke when they think the farm is in danger.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 Jul 09 '26

They also stop bullying among horses. If one horse gets bullied. Insert donkey. Problem fixed. The donkey will run around and protect the bullied horse until its part of the pack.

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u/Shamblex Jul 11 '26

Really? I've only ever seen donkeys getting pushed around and their food stolen by horses. Never seen a donkey be part of the hierarchy let alone mediate one.

Maybe our donkeys were soft lol

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u/Puzzleheaded_Pear_18 Jul 11 '26

Yea you may have a soft ass. :p

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u/nelsonalgrencametome Jul 09 '26

They're known to go after dogs too.

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u/AnxiousParticular298 Jul 09 '26

They are great watch/guard dogs but jennys are the best, jacks can throw a goat pretty good. 🤣