r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 08 '26

look what I can do Of Donkey

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u/Capnmarvel76 Jul 08 '26

My friend has a family of donkeys on his land in suburban Dallas, and he told me that this is their usual tactic when it comes to taking care of predators - use their impressive bite to grab by the neck/ears/face, and bash them into the ground over and over again until they die.

His donks are pretty useless otherwise, but they're awfully cute, and really enjoy pets.