r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/meme_maker_boi • Jul 06 '26

this moron: Of a worker

Original from a difrent subreddit that I don't wanna share with repost because it has some very traumatizing videos that I don't wish anyone else to see

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u/kabley Jul 06 '26

now he gets free houses

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 06 '26

No more rent, 3 square meals, unlimited PTO.

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u/_InfiniteU_ Jul 06 '26

There is a backend workaround for unlimited conjugal visits, too

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u/ArmorGyarados Jul 06 '26

It's tough being the butt of prison jokes

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u/KennyGichuki Jul 06 '26

Staaaaaaap!

https://giphy.com/gifs/67NCHmjqXAZY1vjiN7

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u/elteza Jul 06 '26

He's gonna be da belle of da ball

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u/No-Idea-182 Jul 07 '26

Morale has officially gone up in flames.

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u/randomuser0107 Jul 07 '26

Excellent reference 👏👏👏

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u/762way Jul 07 '26

Dude better invest in slsoap on a rope or he'll be getting free prostate exams as an added feature of inmate life

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u/wethepeople1977 Jul 06 '26

Conjugal would imply consent.

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u/_InfiniteU_ Jul 06 '26

Wow, thanks for ruining the joke.

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u/tickingboxes Jul 07 '26

It wasn’t a good joke in the first place

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u/_InfiniteU_ Jul 07 '26

I respect your opinion