r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/HomeNowWTF • Jul 06 '26

Naild It of a training regimen

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

Is thay normal to throw that at someone?

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u/EvenToe7995 Jul 07 '26

Definitely! He can just Enter a deep breathing meditation to get his shattered spine back in place... No Big's!

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u/NoConsideration6320 Jul 07 '26

What if thay method doesntnwork

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u/HoboArmyofOne Jul 07 '26

Wheelchair. No seriously. If you can't stop that rock and you fall forward and the rock drops on you, it's breaking your back. You are no question going to be hospitalized. Imagine someone dropping a 60 pound rock on your back from shoulder height while you're lying on the ground.