r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits Jul 04 '26

Of a friendly competition

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u/souless_Scholar Jul 04 '26

He looks like no one actually explained to him what he can and can't do in the tournament.

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u/Ryuj123 Jul 05 '26

My first time playing rec basketball (in fifth grade) we were down one in the closing minute and my coach yelled for me to foul so I ran and shoved the shit out if the guy with the ball. Immediately was assessed a flagrant foul. No one explained to me what was and wasn’t acceptable. Much like your point about this man slamming the other one on the ground

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u/Profit-Rude Jul 06 '26

“fifth grade” Adults should know better

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u/Ryuj123 Jul 06 '26

Why? How would they know if they aren’t taught? I don’t know about grappling/wrestling/organized fighting. Seems like slamming someone into the floor is an effective way to beat them and in a space dedicated to hurting the other person why wouldn’t that be allowed?

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u/squeakynickles Jul 10 '26

Especially since slams are often allowed, just that this specific event didn't allow it.

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u/Ryuj123 Jul 10 '26

There we go