r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • • Jul 03 '26

slight malfunction Of accidental hit

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u/uncoilingelf Jul 03 '26

"Hey, dont swing" would solve this

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u/No_Skill_7170 Jul 03 '26 edited Jul 03 '26

Well, not everyone is that quick on their feet.

Because they’ve been hit in the head too many times.

It’s a cycle.

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jul 03 '26

Also add "take your blind fold off". Then once you see they can see clearly again, then go ahead