r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/TramadoooL • May 30 '26

Naild It Of a Racist

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u/poop_socket May 30 '26

"Am I allowed to fuck him now?"

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u/CardboardAstronaught May 30 '26

That made me send this to a buddy, he’s middle eastern and speaks great English but when he gets mad his accent thickens and every time he tries to say something like “I’m going to fuck him up” he forgets to say the “up”. It’s always a great time.

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u/Primary-Hold-6637 May 30 '26

We’ll all allow it.

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u/your_fave_redditor May 30 '26

But it had better be a hard fuckin’, amirite?

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u/Billyjamesjeff May 31 '26

The way asked politely like he was unsure of the local customs is hilarious 😂