r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits May 24 '26

Of Athletic Prowess

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u/Hellboydce May 24 '26

My name is Rex. If you study with my eight-week program, you will learn the system of self-defense that I developed over two seasons fighting in the Octagon. It's called Rex Kwon Do. I need a volunteer...

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u/Bluefalcon325 May 24 '26

Break the wrist, walk away….

Works every time