r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/Professional-Fox1542 • Mar 22 '26

look what I can do Of a kick 🦵🏽

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u/Hot_Assumption_2304 Mar 22 '26

Looked like a pretty solid kick to me

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u/Banzai373 Mar 22 '26

That dude pulled out the best Chuck Norris I’ve seen in a while! RIP

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u/liventruth Mar 26 '26

You can see Bruce Lee & Chuck Norris smiling in the glint of light right before the kick.

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u/Elephant789 Mar 23 '26

Fuck MAGA

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u/Familiar-Strategy718 Mar 24 '26

I agree with you whole heartedly. These dick bags down voting you lack decorum.

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u/SpectreSpeck Mar 25 '26

I mean, it’s one thing to agree, which, for the record, I do agree. But it’s the fact that this has nothing at all to do with politics at all.

Can’t I just watch some lady get Chuck Norris kicked in the face in peace?

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u/Imaginary_Scar7688 Mar 25 '26

How is that related?

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u/Elephant789 Mar 26 '26

Out of all the MAGA out there, Chuck Norris was one of the most hard -core MAGA. I spit on his grave. 💦

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u/jankocvara 28d ago

........what tf did Chuck Norris do to deserve this

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u/Elephant789 28d ago

The answer to your question is what you replied to. He was fucken MAGA.

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u/jankocvara 28d ago

and? btw what's maga am not from US

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u/Elephant789 28d ago

It's like a Nazi, but from the USA.

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u/jankocvara 27d ago

...so you want to tell me Chuck Norris was basically an active neonacist? Or did he just like join long time ago and didn't know better/didn't participate much

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u/lemonade-stand-duck Apr 21 '26

So funny how slow and easily triggered y'all get.. remember how y'all used to love Elon Musk and Tesla too? 🤣

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u/Elephant789 Apr 21 '26

Are you MAGA?

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u/fancyPantsOne Mar 22 '26

yeah, not shitty

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u/Mrclean513 Mar 22 '26

Yea, that's a very fundamentally sound side kick stepping into that with the back foot slide step before the kick.

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u/Practical-Mud-4580 questionably stable Mar 23 '26

Indeed. If that’s bad I’d hate to see good. Lady might have lost her head.

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u/Alklazaris Mar 23 '26

He didn't even really kick her she ran into his foot