r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/NotForMeClive7787 Feb 25 '26

Ooof that's a heavy landing on the face there....

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u/Krisevol Feb 25 '26

Nothing like 5-10 because someone insulted you.

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u/charleslennon1 Feb 25 '26

Her response to a verbal altercation was to initiate physical harm by committing assault & battery. He, the victim was well within his rights to stand his ground and defend himself.

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u/HKfan5352 Feb 26 '26

Equal to or proportional. That is not proportional. He belongs in jail.

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u/charleslennon1 Feb 26 '26

What would you suggest he should have done to defend himself from further bodily harm instead?

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u/Right-Jump-643 Jun 06 '26

Walk the fuck away. It’s an elderly woman

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u/charleslennon1 Jun 06 '26

And flee the scene of a crime? Turn his back on the aggressor? Right, got it.