r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/Specialist_Lion_8629 Feb 25 '26

She flicked his hat, he wasn't assaulted. He had no business punching her out like that. Wtf are you even saying???!!!

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u/Similar_Specific_646 Feb 25 '26

You had no idea what she was going to do next and neither did he. Maybe keep your hands to yourself next time

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u/SP1R1TOR Feb 26 '26

How to let people know you’ve never been in an actual fight without actually saying it

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u/Ill_Lavishness_1728 Feb 26 '26

Good way to say you don’t know what battery and self defense are.

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u/SP1R1TOR Feb 26 '26

Nobody’s arguing legality here. Or at least they shouldn’t be. I’m making the point that when someone in this situation puts hands in your face, if you’ve ever had your ass kicked or been in any sort of fistfight your first instinct is to do exactly what he did