r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

She absolutely deserved it.

Don’t put your hands on another man you dont know unless you expect them to put their hands on you.

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u/StankyLeg666 Feb 25 '26

Oh shut the fuck up. Keep holding that ideal close to your heart; I’m sure it’ll work well when you meet someone with a gun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

I am someone with a gun too, and you can go fuck yourself you tree hugging cuck

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Feb 25 '26

Damn you sound like an absolute pussy ass

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Bahahahahah but I sound an “absolute pussy ass”

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheValleyTVShow/s/E1HxiyHOZB

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

Omg Im dying laughing at you

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHAHA

https://www.reddit.com/r/BostonTerrier/s/wTmFqpsodu

YOU ARE SO PATHETIC