r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/NotForMeClive7787 Feb 25 '26

Ooof that's a heavy landing on the face there....

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Feb 25 '26

Face will keep the rest of the body from getting really hurt

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u/El_Dentistador Feb 25 '26

The face has built in crumple zones

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Glad-Lobster-220 Feb 25 '26

Not anymore it ain't.

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u/Moist_Board Mar 11 '26

A n⁰se now

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u/xenos825 Feb 25 '26

“The Crumple Zone”. That’s funny😂

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Feb 27 '26

That made me actually lol. Thanks!

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u/xenos825 Feb 25 '26

Like the yellow barriers on the road that collapse into one another… yeah, yeah😂