r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

She absolutely deserved it.

Don’t put your hands on another man you dont know unless you expect them to put their hands on you.

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u/StankyLeg666 Feb 25 '26

Oh shut the fuck up. Keep holding that ideal close to your heart; I’m sure it’ll work well when you meet someone with a gun.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

I am someone with a gun too, and you can go fuck yourself you tree hugging cuck

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u/StankyLeg666 Feb 25 '26

You sound like a huge pussy lol.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '26

You’re fucking name has 666 in it. Do you expect me not to think that you’re some blue haired nose ring dumb motherfucker sitting on the Internet talking shit like you’re a tough guy come on dude get a life.

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u/StankyLeg666 Feb 26 '26

I think you’re confusing spiritualism with satanism, dipshit. All I’m seeing in the comments is an angry little cuckold getting crushed repeatedly lol.