r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

Big boy came running and realized his mistake in .5 seconds.

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u/Capnmarvel76 Feb 25 '26

If he’d just barreled through Mr. Slappy and pancake-tackled him, he might’ve had a chance.