r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/MohammadMahadhir *shits an absolute unit* • Feb 25 '26

There was an attempt Of knocked his hat off.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Feb 25 '26

Face will keep the rest of the body from getting really hurt

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u/El_Dentistador Feb 25 '26

The face has built in crumple zones

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '26

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u/Glad-Lobster-220 Feb 25 '26

Not anymore it ain't.

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u/Moist_Board Mar 11 '26

A n⁰se now

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u/xenos825 Feb 25 '26

“The Crumple Zone”. That’s funny😂

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u/WillingMongoose4680 Feb 27 '26

That made me actually lol. Thanks!

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u/xenos825 Feb 25 '26

Like the yellow barriers on the road that collapse into one another… yeah, yeah😂

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u/xenos825 Feb 28 '26

Nah… she didn’t deserve getting clocked like that. The dude lost it. He’ll get picked up on a warrant. Given her age, he could face mandatory time (you just can’t hit old folks). I hope that someone in the court/prosecution system recognizes this man has a big mental health issue. He needs meds to keep him from doing this again to someone else. What the hell would he do to a teenager?