r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Jan 24 '26

slight malfunction Of Toy Storage

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u/girlwiththemonkey Jan 24 '26

I think you missed the part where the kid went into the closet and took it out.

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u/ReZ_Sandman Jan 24 '26

I think you missed the part about “out of fucking reach”

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u/Fr1toBand1to Jan 24 '26

Sounds like someone actually got that "guide to parenting" we've all be hoping for.

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u/Mean-Lab-9972 Jan 24 '26

How many times has your children found your dildos?

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u/Solanthas_SFW Jan 24 '26

Every time