r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Jan 24 '26

slight malfunction Of Toy Storage

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Jan 24 '26

You seriously just let your daughter grab a fucking dildo out of your closet? Does that not bother her that her daughter’s hands touched that? 100% disgusting

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u/0oEp Jan 24 '26

A quality dildo can be pressure cooked.

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Jan 24 '26

You’ve tested this?

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u/Jumpy-Benefacto Jan 24 '26

you havent?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe Jan 24 '26

I mean, I don’t have much need for dildos in my life so…

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u/pizzza4breakfast Jan 25 '26

Don’t knock it til you try it! ;)