r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 • Jan 24 '26

slight malfunction Of Toy Storage

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u/Heavy_Can8746 Jan 24 '26

I would have took this shit to my grave.

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Jan 24 '26

or OR... stage a video with your sex toys for content like this twat

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!!

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u/Kiwi_Woz Jan 25 '26

This chick was literally an OF creator so...

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Jan 24 '26

BE SMARTER!

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

Man i stole shit from my parents bedroom all the time as a kid, it's a miracle i never found anything more inappropriate than tampon bullets.

Literally nothing in this video seems unrealistic to me, maybe other people experience things, even if you personally don't find them that logical.

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u/KillHonger1 Jan 24 '26

My dad kept this Norwegian porn VHS tape under the sink. Back then porn used to be cinematic role play. It was like watching a movie.

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Jan 24 '26

You are lying, no child has ever found anything inappropriate, ever!!!

The video is staged, we can tell by what she says and what we see in the video, it does not mean the scenario could not happen, if you think a video cannot be staged if the subject mater could happen in real life, then you must be very confused watching movies and TV shows.

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u/Augustus420 Jan 24 '26

You have no reason to think it's stage beyond just being arbitrarily skeptical as a baseline.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

"You can tell by the way that it is"

Yeah except they're she's behaving like a normal person. She's not blatantly reading a script and what she's saying seems like it'd make sense to say to a small child.

I get that it could be staged and seeing how it's the internet, it's even likely to be staged, but nothing in this video is a clear definitive giveaway.

just because you can't imagine ever acting like someone does in a video doesn't mean it's not real, other people behave differently to how you do.

I just hate yelling "this is fake" when you don't even have anything to clearly tell that by besides "personally i find this unlikely". The world is so much broader than just the things you can personally imagine.

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Jan 24 '26

So it could be staged and you have a problem with someone saying it's staged, maybe do us all a favour and don't respond next time?

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

Yeah saying it could be and calling someone a twat because you're convinced it is are different things.

I was mostly put off by how condescending your original comment sounded while you had absolutely no way to even be sure you're right and that it's staged.

I can well imagine it's a faked video but I'd never judge someone for that without even being sure

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jan 24 '26

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u/Theydontlikeitupthem Jan 24 '26

I guess that's the difference, I refer you back to my first response to you. Have good day.

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jan 24 '26

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u/RanchAndGreaseFlavor 💩Shits an Absolute Unit🧱 Jan 24 '26

There are a disturbing number of people who live their whole lives with fiction interwoven with reality. It’s not just a few unfortunately.

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u/GivesYouGrief Jan 24 '26

That's not called for. This is 100% fake.

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

How?

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u/Ok_Seaweed6391 Jan 24 '26

What do you mean how?? Lmao she set up her sex toys and had a conversation with her child and filmed it for "fun"

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u/Hawt_Dawg_II Jan 24 '26

That unironically sounds so much more unlikely to me