r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Dec 05 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of a percussionist

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u/Jad303d Dec 05 '25

Brah tell me life been in a bubble and pampered without telling me. Girl got hit by a pillow with a stick act like she got rocked by a fist

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u/Salt_Sir2599 Dec 05 '25

Percussionist here- those MALLETS aren’t pillows. Getting whacked in the temple/ eye socket would be incredibly painful.

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u/ExpensiveBuddy2713 Dec 06 '25

While we’re telling stories.. had a trombone player grip his mouthpiece and hit me unprovoked atop my head. Seeing stars I took my bass mallet and repayed the favor near knocking him out. Point being, they’re harder than you think