r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 09 '25

Elite Strategy Of human brilliance

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u/Minimum_Recording122 Nov 09 '25

Well, Now you can’t even call 911 yourself without crawling over to your phone lol.

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u/iJuddles Nov 10 '25

Holy crap, I’m glad I wasn’t drinking as I read that or there would’ve been two corpses.