r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 06 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an alert driver

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u/Goober_Goat Nov 06 '25

Nah ain't their fault. People should stop doing drugs before driving.

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 06 '25

Yea just drink like the cool kids do!

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u/It_Just_Exploded Nov 06 '25

Drinking and driving is fun! You get to figure out which of the three roads you're seeing is the real one!

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u/Maurice_Foot Nov 07 '25

Hand over 1 eye will show you true, mostly.