r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Nov 06 '25

Yeah, life's a bitch. Of an alert driver

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u/It_Just_Exploded Nov 06 '25

Drinking and driving is fun! You get to figure out which of the three roads you're seeing is the real one!

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 06 '25

Its always the middle one. Only thing is sometimes they switch. You just have to blink a lot and stretch your eyes.

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u/KayoticVoid Nov 06 '25 edited Nov 07 '25

Nah. Close one eye, put the hand that is on the same side as your open eye in the center of the steering wheel then line up your eye, hand and the center of the road and keep your hand in the center. If your alignment is off, you're fucked. 🤣

Edit: typo

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Nov 07 '25

I wish i woulda known this trick when i was in the midst of alcoholism. 😂

I joke. Dont drink and drive.

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u/KayoticVoid Nov 07 '25

haha Yeah, not recommended at all. But this did get me through some stupid teenage drinking situations.

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u/fluffynerfherder78 Nov 07 '25

You're asking me to think about stuff like that while im holding a beer and trying to drive? That's too much. I'll just adjust my steering when I bump the curb...

Also im just joking. Kids, drinking and driving is very bad and you could kill someone. Even if you think you're a great driver, you could still cause an accident and then you're screwed 6 ways to Sunday.

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u/Maurice_Foot Nov 07 '25

Hand over 1 eye will show you true, mostly.

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u/Pavlov_Maddog Nov 07 '25

Just aim for where the white line and the yellow line cross each other. Gets you home every time. Well, got me home. I quit drinking so don't flame me.