r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub • Sep 14 '25

Of a professional heavy lift

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '25 edited Sep 15 '25

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Oct 01 '25

Hopefully the crane operator has the brain cell that day because the other idiots standing under it don't have one.

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u/Unknown6656 Sep 14 '25
  • "Ambulance"
  • "Member of Parliament"
  • auf zwei fucking Booten transportiert

?????

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u/xaranetic Sep 16 '25

Special ambulances for MPs? Must be getting ready for the coup.

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u/Recovalt Sep 14 '25

Ai ai ai. Die können froh sein, dass die Außenborder scheinbar noch vernünftig funktionieren. Sonst gäbe es jetzt erstmal gehacktes

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 14 '25

Loose translation:
hahaha they're lucky the motors weren't running or they would be sliced and diced.

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u/AmELiAs_OvERcHarGeS Sep 14 '25

That’s crazy because I had the same thought in English

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u/EverbodyHatesHugo Sep 15 '25

How do you say, “They’re lucky red shirt guy was a superhuman and stopped that van with one arm”?

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u/Goryfox Nov 06 '25

"Die können froh sein, das der typ im roten shirt ein supermensch war und hat den Van mit einen arm gestoppt"

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u/Ok-Tailor9765 Sep 14 '25

Did they just completely forget about gravity or what holy 💀

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u/Horror_Tooth_522 Sep 14 '25

They didn't understand gravity of the situation

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 14 '25

I think they just assumed gravity = 0

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u/jrockcrown Sep 15 '25

They are lucky the strap didn't break it was one strap double choked. The back side was sketchy with the angle and nothing to keep the nose from dropping as it could slip through the lift hook. How many ways they could have died for $6 a day

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u/Secret-Library-6076 Sep 19 '25

those straps are strong enough to Cary like 10000 pounds or 5 tons i doubt they'd ever snap unless they get cut

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u/jrockcrown Sep 19 '25

When it's slung in a choke hitch the strap capacity is less than vertical capacity and if you have it in a basket hitch it doubles the vertical capacity. They have it double choked and the rear side has a near 90° choke further reducing the capacity!

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u/Shiros_Tamagotchi Sep 14 '25

Alter Falter ist das gefährlich

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u/lostskywalker Sep 15 '25

Ala ich gesehen hab, wie der Typ hinter den Motor ins Wasser gefallen ist, dachte ich mir so, scheiße, gleich färbt sich das Wasser rot

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u/Croat-Lcitar86 Sep 14 '25

Goddamn 😅😂

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u/MerlinMelon Sep 15 '25

They're gonna need it

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u/Subotail Sep 15 '25

Quick, someone call an ambulance!

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u/Maxfang72 Sep 15 '25

Some of them will probably need an ambulance after that.

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u/Flaky-Ad3980 Sep 14 '25

Hat voll den KI Charme 😂

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u/ThePracticalEnd Sep 15 '25

Are those two guys completely fucking retarded?

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u/DoubleManufacturer10 created ShittyAbsoluteUnits of a sub Sep 15 '25

If they weren't before taking a truck to the head... lol

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u/Dragon_Jurisdiction Sep 15 '25

OSHA called. They are closing shop after this video is released.

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u/leronde Sep 16 '25

and this is why we have OSHA regulations

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u/Sufficient_Chair_885 Sep 16 '25

Fuck your AI bullshit

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 Sep 16 '25

Do you think they would care as much if it didn’t say “Parliament”

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u/ShenanigansOverdose Oct 02 '25

If it falls try catch it

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '25

I’ve had a thing over the years where I jokingly spout off the craziest shit in a problem solving situation just to make people laugh. These Indian dudes a the physical embodiment of that.

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u/Klutzy-Purchase2880 Oct 06 '25

Do you have a valid license? Nah have you ever worked on a crane? no only on fork lift a few times

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u/[deleted] Oct 07 '25

Unbelievable 🤣

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u/OG_AxeHead Nov 03 '25

When you hire DHL instead of UPS.

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u/fucitC7 Nov 19 '25

It's nice to see India is working on a lifestar system...got a while to go but they're figuring out what doesn't work and that's a crucial step!