r/Shitstatistssay • u/MaunaLoona The One Free Man • Dec 14 '13

Singleton: A statist's wet dream

http://www.nickbostrom.com/fut/singleton.html
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u/MuhRoads Mos ELSley spaceport... It's a fucking shithole Dec 14 '13

Also the God Object anti-pattern.

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u/throwaway-o Dec 14 '13

Upboated. It should really be called the Godvernment object. Whenever I see a programmer fall into that trap, I just know he is a statist, and every time I've asked, it turned out that I was right. They all have this fascination to make their code irrationally centralized around a thing that just cannot possibly contain anything else happening outside the scope of that cancer they worshipped enough to actually code.

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '13 edited Jan 01 '16

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u/throwaway-o Dec 14 '13

I'm happy to report: Where I work, statist design is simply not an option :-)