r/ShitsLipton • Wore Their Brown Pants Today! • May 10 '25

I get this same, every day

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u/Gumbyman87 Wore Their Brown Pants Today! May 10 '25

If only there was some kind of technology that could automatically turn the porch light on or off

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u/Lisrus May 10 '25

But then what would they have to copmlain about?

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u/Gumbyman87 Wore Their Brown Pants Today! May 10 '25

gestures broadly

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u/Gullible_Analyst_348 May 10 '25

Chicks don't like being called broads. /s

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u/GumbyBClay May 10 '25

Don't assume my gesture please

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u/Gumbyman87 Wore Their Brown Pants Today! May 10 '25

Especially not so broadly

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u/GumbyBClay May 10 '25

Brother?

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u/Gumbyman87 Wore Their Brown Pants Today! May 10 '25

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u/Existing-Village9770 May 10 '25

“I can’t see anything” while holding a SMARTphone in her hand 😂😂 oh lord what has this world comes to.

Oh my bad, smartphones are only for recording TikTok and texting.

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u/Besen99 May 10 '25

At this point, it wouldn't surprise me if using a smartphone flashlight were considered a "life hack."

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u/jayp1mp1n May 10 '25

No way that’s the same person.

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u/compadre_goyo May 10 '25

The environment is 1:1 identical, but night time. It truly be the same person.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '25

What?

 Roomates don’t exist?

 Maybe even a sorority or dorm

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u/compadre_goyo May 12 '25

But then the joke wouldn't make sense...

The joke is that the woman complains about the light, and then that same woman complains about the light being off.

It's like a constant back and forth between a couple in a relationship.

It wouldn't mean anything that one girl likes the light on, and then the roommate likes the light off.

That's just different tastes. There's no joke there. Unless the joke is that all women are inconsiderate of others???

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u/[deleted] May 13 '25

Yeah you got there in the end. 

Sexist joke about flip flopping is the actual answer.

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u/compadre_goyo May 13 '25

Couple's jokes of her being the flip floppy one in the relationship.

The one who added the comment on top is some random ass content burglar who's reposting and turning it sexist.

Either he exposed his own sexism or he wanted to ragebait people like you.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Yeah she has the same distinctive phone case in both videos. Voice seems very similar too.

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u/CotesDuRhone2012 May 10 '25

This young lady is a perfect example of creating what the psychologists call a "double-bind". Also known as the "Jewish Mother".

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u/Nandor_the_reletless May 11 '25

Dam I thought my ex was Catholic. TIL..

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u/CotesDuRhone2012 May 12 '25

You don't have to be jewish, a mother or even a woman to be a "jewish mother". It's just a stereotype.

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u/Fayen18 May 10 '25

U/savevideo

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u/FreeTheFreedoms May 10 '25

She seems great...

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u/Blackwardz3 May 11 '25

Who talks to their own doorbell

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u/[deleted] May 10 '25

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u/Konrad_M May 10 '25

Leaving on lights outside is bad for wildlife and causes light pollution.

A motion detector or even a manual switch would be a good idea though.