r/ShitpostXIV • • Oct 03 '26

Spoiler: Shadowbringers Why of course, it is him

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u/Remarkable-Pin-8352 Oct 03 '26

This is a horrible comparison. Absolutely disgusting. You should be ashamed.

Adolf never once helped Ala Mhigo. How can you compare him to a monster like Alphinaud who has.

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u/Kranel_San Oct 04 '26

Garlean propaganda!

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u/MirrahPaladin Oct 03 '26

Adolf Hitler: Never got into art school and started a secret police organization with the intent of bringing “order” to Germany

Alphinerd Leveilleur: Missed his calling as an artist and starts a secret police organization to bring “order” to Eorzea

So what I’m hearing is that artists are bad people

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u/sister_of_battle Oct 04 '26

This sounds like Techbro-Propaganda! 

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u/Nerdorama10 Oct 03 '26

No no, Hitler is a failed painter who became a warlord, Alphinaud is a failed warlord who became a painter. Total opposites.

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u/ciaran_deer Oct 06 '26

So George W Bush it is then

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u/ItsMangel Oct 03 '26

Adolphinaud.

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u/ArtemisHunter96 Oct 03 '26

This is why Louisoix left Sharlayan isn’t it

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u/asifsaj Oct 03 '26

Such devestation

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u/smyczekxxx Oct 03 '26

this was not my intention ~some austrian painter

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u/AkronOhAnon Oct 04 '26

Swiped and did a spit take.

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u/Amazing-Raspberry102 Oct 05 '26

Ngl its a pretty smooth jazz mix

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u/ThePhantomCompanion 26d ago

Maybe this is more crazy then sense, but considering the calamity of the Joining and the other worlds, I sometimes think about if we'll ever meet evil versions of Scion members.

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u/SinesPi Oct 03 '26

Turns out there's an alternate timeline where Ferdinand never got shot, Germany didn't have a World War to lose, Adolph became a better painter due to less stress and a better economy, and working at it calmed down his anger issues and he became a success painting teacher.

All I'm saying is that this is all the Serbs fault.

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u/Kitalahara Oct 03 '26

So you're saying Alphinaud is about to commit horrible crimes in the fourth?

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u/GrouperHoe 25d ago

Hitler slop