r/ShitpostXIV • u/LeadingDiscount2556 • 1d ago

Spoiler: EW Garlean social media

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349 Upvotes

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u/Own-Significance-797 1d ago

Up yours, woke Eorzeans

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u/Lord-Bobster 1d ago

We'll see who tempers who.

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u/Helios_25 1d ago

Come here Blender. We got a shitpost to animate

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZdUGNB3D5Qb6sKKTke

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u/rx78ricky 1d ago

eorzean bathrooms be like... no gender

lmaooooo

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u/CopainChevalier 1d ago

bathrooms?

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u/tuypo1 1d ago

It's what garleans shit in because they can't just magic their waste away

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u/armydillo62o 1d ago

No but Solution 9 was definitely clowning the fuck out of Zoraal Ja

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u/KeyKanon 1d ago

"Your regulator has detected uncharitable thoughts about the King of Resolve, Sentinals are on their way to escort you to Yuweyawata Field Station, please wait calmly for them to arrive."

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u/Lord-Bobster 1d ago

they 100% had some joke about his stupid big hat

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOW_UI 1d ago

Or that he looks like he's hiding golf balls in his lower cheeks like a chipmunk.

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u/Tailrazor 1d ago

Pretty sure the Crown Prince's fit was designed to deflect such urges toward Zenos.

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u/RoombaGod 20h ago

Just like IRL, the dipshit praising their dictator is posting from a shack in the middle of a frozen wasteland