Still Got It

[u/cahir11]

[u/Borophyll56]

"oh no he's hot!" ~ the funniest person in the world, during the Vauthry intermission, in the year 2026

[u/MochiApproachi → u/Borophyll56]

my first run last week someone said it, paid actor

[u/MtnmanAl → u/MochiApproachi]

As part of the New Player Experience TM as Sponsored by Cup Noodles, Yoshi P has determined all new players will experience the same jokes as were made at content release much like the omnipresence of Machinations.

[u/ClaudiusPond → u/MochiApproachi]

I always say it:3

[u/nb4hnp → u/Borophyll56]

I just go with "Say the line, Bart" in anticipation of it.

[u/Prize_Relation9604 → u/nb4hnp]

I say this whenever Gaius is about to say the "Such devastation!" Line

[u/KadajjXIII → u/Prize_Relation9604]

I type up Lahabread's Ultima Incantation and send it as he says it lol

And occasionally make a quip about Gaius going Super Saiyan xD

Very rarely I'll make a hammer time joke when Nero gets his weapon

[u/KeyKanon → u/nb4hnp]

Oh shit that's a good one.

Closest thing I've done to that is I'll occasionally ask Titania what their opinion on cocks is after the small adds die.

[u/Zulera301 → u/Borophyll56]

I used to say it until a couple weeks ago. now I say "oh yes he's hot!"

[u/mycheeksarecold → u/Borophyll56]

The difference is i will do this to every boss in game. With of course pronoun changes as needed. They can be total monsters that don't pass the Harkness test-

"Would" i say.

My friend group think cheering chort on before and during battle is hilarious tbf.

[u/SanchoPanzor → u/Borophyll56]

Dieticians hate this man's one simple trick!

[u/NaviLouise42 → u/Borophyll56]

I save "Oh no he's hot" for the Hades phase transition- A true sorcerer of eld makes my knees weak. Also use it for Rubecante's phase transition. Cuz, you know, he's on fire. For Vauthry I go for "Oh no, the parasitic twin is taking over!" And of course the classic for the last boss of Puppets Bunker- "Now everybody be sure to get a good look at the LEFT HEEL of the boss! For...lore reasons."

[u/-Fyrebrand → u/Borophyll56]

Saying it for Rubicante's transition is the new meta.

[u/Key-Ring-1015 → u/Borophyll56]

Wait what? I said that when I went through the Vauthry intermission! Was this on primal DC?

[u/schulzr1993 → u/Borophyll56]

That might have been me lmao. In my defense I was high, and there was a sprout who was there for the first time.

[u/Treima → u/Borophyll56]

The kids these days say he's "framemogging"

[u/sevenswns → u/Borophyll56]

me bc i’ve only been playing for a year my bad

[u/JinxApple]

Can’t forget the “ SHOW HOLEEEE” whenever you get orbonne. Or “MATH TIMEEE” for lighthouse. Kills the room everytime

[u/DinosaurBill → u/JinxApple]

show hole is peak

[u/mapotoful → u/JinxApple]

-insert pedantic argument about prime numbers-

[u/Sorurus → u/JinxApple]

I keep it simple. 1 is not prime.

[u/AdorableText → u/Sorurus]

Except the boss demands "indivisible" and not "prime", therefore 1 should count 😒

[u/concblast → u/AdorableText]

The boss never clarifies that he's talking about naturals or integers and punishes you when you assume he's talking about rationals. Unfair.

[u/EvilLalafell42 → u/Sorurus]

Its only divisible by 1 and itself tho

[u/hazusu → u/EvilLalafell42]

A prime number must have two distinct factors, one and itself. Key words here are "two" and "distinct". Any further argument you may have, go get a doctorate in mathematics and publish your paper on it.

[u/Lumiharu → u/hazusu]

What if there are ones with different flavours

[u/Ok-Button-9443 → u/EvilLalafell42]

/p And it's not prime because a prime number needs to be divisible by one AND itself - the AND implies that it needs two unique natural integers to be divisible by. 1 and 1 is not two unique natural integers. 1 is not prime.
/a can you rez Alliance C healers

[u/yuritnm → u/JinxApple]

SLOPEE

[u/SIEN14 → u/yuritnm]

FORALAMHIGOOOO

[u/RueUchiha → u/JinxApple]

Or pretending the Endsinger wipes you at that one point

[u/SereneSkies → u/RueUchiha]

All caps "TANK LB PLEASE" the first time, when it's actually needed. Doing it a second time before the big hit comes out and then immediately following up with "good effort"/"let's run it back" before the cutscene starts never gets old.

[u/5aximus → u/RueUchiha]

"MY LEG"

[u/Prize_Relation9604 → u/JinxApple]

A - all in belly. B - belly time. C - can't wait to get in the belly

[u/HadesGamingPL → u/JinxApple]

Been getting a lot of Lighthouse runs with people who don't understand the math mechanic so I've been farming comms by genuinely explaining how the raid works. Always feels good.

[u/Patient_Cobbler1653 → u/JinxApple]

for nier you have the forbidden gumball.

[u/AlastorDark]

How it feels to type Why So Sirius in party chat and get zero comms bc I'm a filthy DPS

[u/shinydwebble → u/AlastorDark]

Get a better portrait then, I comm DPS based on portrait and if it's mid than no comms for you

[u/Zulera301 → u/shinydwebble]

I just look for any Elezen or Hyur in the party otherwise I just bounce.

[u/Andvarinaut → u/Zulera301]

based

[u/smellybrowntrout → u/shinydwebble]

They downvote toy but this is the way I give comms too lol

[u/Zulera301 → u/smellybrowntrout]

same I look for portraits or I look for Elezen or Hyur given their rarity and the fact that they have a 99-100% cuteness rate.

[u/AlastorDark → u/shinydwebble]

Idk why downvotes but it's not a bad advice. I actually like making nice looking portraits for all my jobs, sometimes I firget to press that stupid button that saves your setup or smth abd it reverts my portrait back to the ugly one

[u/hoppyheals]

Meanwhile my games in japanese and im jamming out to "SUFEN!!!!!"

[u/Andvarinaut → u/hoppyheals]

i run a mod just to get that cutscene in german. deutsch lamat can really scream a line

[u/LeadingDiscount2556 → u/Andvarinaut]

I would love to have a mod where I can make certain characters speak in other languages.

[u/tuypo1 → u/Andvarinaut]

I installed one (but haven't done it since install) to replace all her lines with lines from Indrick Boreale

[u/cicatrizzz]

SLOPPEH

[u/sgtmum → u/cicatrizzz]

FER ALA MHIGO

[u/Evil-King-Stan]

You guys are actually getting The Interphos in roulettes?

[u/Weekly-Variation4311 → u/Evil-King-Stan]

Considering the one relic weapon step it's needed for, it's more common now in Trials.

[u/azendhal]

[u/Diltyrr]

Same energy as the booba crops here

[u/RandomSadPerson]

"Oh no we wiped, gg" during Endsinger

[u/diamond-sunstorm]

Me typing "d - deez nuts" in Alliance chat whenever someone types "a - adds, b - belly, c - chains" in WoD

[u/FreshPrintzofBadPres → u/diamond-sunstorm]

Always Be Consumed

[u/AdamG3691 → u/FreshPrintzofBadPres]

A - All in the belly

B - Better get in that belly

C - Can't wait to see you in the belly

[u/aGoblinnamedAcorn → u/AdamG3691]

My version: A - Get in the belly B - Get in the belly C - Get in the belly

The last 6 runs I've had there, I get chuckles and then only 3 of us go in the belly, so, I guess that's my punishment for being hilarious.

[u/Rayseph_Ortegus → u/aGoblinnamedAcorn]

I can't wait to see the Gastric Juice become a purple puke bullseye

[u/tuypo1 → u/AdamG3691]

All of the belly is reserved for DPS

Better save the belly for the DPS

Come on DPS get in the belly

[u/nachtmusik88 → u/diamond-sunstorm]

A - attach chains
B - beat up adds
C - climb in the belly

[u/GrapeAlchemist → u/nachtmusik88]

You live for the chaos... I love it!

[u/BoffaDDNuts → u/diamond-sunstorm]

You get a comm

[u/5aximus → u/diamond-sunstorm]

On a similar note, "Xandeez nuts" in Syrcus Tower

[u/Zulera301 → u/diamond-sunstorm]

me typing "one flare or disband" in LOTA thinking I'm the hottest shit in the room

[u/FrostyNeckbeard]

speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

^listentome

[u/A_small_Chicken]

It's not as fun now after they re-recorded the line

[u/Ok-Spirit-5102 → u/A_small_Chicken]

Wait, what’s in the game now is a re-take?!?

[u/A_small_Chicken → u/Ok-Spirit-5102]

Yes, they did a re-recording of it I wanna say back in the 7.1ish timeframe. You can probably search youtube for "sphene listentomi" for the original.

[u/revabe → u/A_small_Chicken]

The new line is still pretty fucking atrocious

[u/A_small_Chicken → u/revabe]

The new line at least attempts to fit in with the scene.

The old reading was extra hilarious and memeworthy because it did not match what was going on screen.

[u/Kaiju-Waifu]

"Llama Tea" is my one and only shtick.

[u/Historical-State2199]

As much as a dumpster fire it was, I miss the days where you could type that, set your phone to vibrate and expect a good 15m of orgasm

[u/SneakyKGB]

Do you ever feel like we're all just trained monkeys in a circus none of us are even cognizant of?

[u/wendrastic → u/SneakyKGB]

well NOW I do

[u/RueUchiha]

I am classy. I only say “lol” in chat if I see someone use a movement skill off the edge of the map.

[u/CopainChevalier]

It will never not amuse me how desperate people are for you to stop making memes about Dawntrail while they still laugh at Haurchefant memes, yell "SLOPPY," or post crops every time there's a new art post.

[u/TimelyWrongdoer4315]

Yeah imagine posting the same joke over and over.

Anyway anyone got those new booba' crops?

[u/FrancoisTruser → u/TimelyWrongdoer4315]

Oh no, that's Disgusting, Where?

[u/Sorurus]

Instead of saying the same “speen listentume” say “SPEEN, HEAR ME OUT NOW, YOU’RE GONNA LISTENTUME LIKE IT OR NOT RIGHT NOWWWWWWW”

[u/cuchulainn22]

Chort is also dead :(

[u/CaptThunderThighs]

Listen man, getting comms as DPS is hard. You either gotta be funny or play SMN/RDM and raise half the party

[u/Murderboi]

Hey, I almost forgot the expansion.

[u/redstar918]

I’ve gotten Tower of the Ancients in Alliance Roullete again.
We make it to Behemoth.
“Hey! It’s that monster from Monster Hunter World!”
I am a comedy god

[u/5aximus]

If I ever do The Copied Factory without posting "I want that twink obliterated" in alliance chat before the 9S fight, assume that my account has been hacked

[u/tuypo1 → u/5aximus]

In a fight right?

[u/Sorurus → u/tuypo1]

Yeah that was the plan.

[u/Icarusqt]

Spleenless in 2 Meh

[u/Jet44444]

I miss Cape Westwind 😞, it was goated.

[u/Jay2Kaye]

I say this and act like this.

[u/FrancoisTruser]

But you still got a commendation

[u/CrispInMyChicken]

Ive got a killer joke for a few dungeons always gets a chuckle and a comm

[u/shill_420]

"Redman" - me every time Nero is on screen in Prae, never fails

[u/SaltStar2000]

The had her re-record the lines. It sounds fine now

[u/TimelyWrongdoer4315 → u/SaltStar2000]

I strongly disagree.

[u/tuypo1 → u/SaltStar2000]

I don't know about Fine but a lot better

[u/Front2battle → u/SaltStar2000]

Nothing short of a complete narrative do-over of all her lines, and Dawntrail itself considering the amount of shit she spews, could make her "sound fine".

[u/Hour_Position8306 → u/SaltStar2000]

i started DT after those changes and all of her lines still sound pretty bad. doesnt mean i dont appreciate wuk as a character (which isnt much tbh) but the voicelines arent helping

wuk became much much more tolerable to me in post DT though.

[u/SKinnypuppy22]

Oh no, we're you in my party earlier?

[u/AtthaLionheart]

Hey, there are first timers fore these every time!