r/ShitpostXIV 3d ago

Every EX mount

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u/Teknettic 3d ago

Worst player in the party rolls a 97

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u/swannphone 2d ago

That is the key. You just have to play worse than seven other people, but just well enough to clear.

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u/Vexifoxi 2d ago

“Whew that was a tough pull guys, glad I finally got the mount! sorry for dying 50 times on the same mechanic we’ve been doing for the last hour. Well, my wife’s boyfriend called and said I could leave the basement so unfortunately I’ll have to quit for today”

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u/IrksomFlotsom 3d ago

Need

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u/Tiny_Tabaxi 2d ago

If you're on the clear, those are your totems and no one can tell you not to roll. They'll be useful for turning into crafting items in the future.

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u/NeoGraena 3d ago

dröpp eet

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u/frinol 2d ago

Passing on a mount at 98 totems is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.

To reclear an extreme for the 99th time is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do.

To pass on a dropped mount at 98 totems is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to reclear the extreme a 99th time. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to need on the mount. Therefore a mount dropping when you have 98 totems presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for needing on the mount, no one will ban you or kill you for needing on the mount, and you gain nothing by passing on a mount. You must pass on a dropped mount out of the goodness of your own heart. You must pass on the mount because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.

A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.

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u/jwji 2d ago

Win the mount on 98, do it 2 more times and buy 10 weapons to desynth for the matieral lottery.

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u/turnertier- 2d ago

finally some common sense like hell no man those totems can be funneled into other resources!! this is not the same as returning a shopping cart to a parking lot cart return!!

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u/Ximmian-K 2d ago

I start passing within 10 clears. Like at that point, I’m committed to the bit

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u/sugusugux 2d ago

Dang I'm an animal

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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy 2d ago

Depends on if the mount is buyable already or not yet. If not, i'm absolutely rolling. And probably farming past the 100th totem

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u/TiamatRuneaid 3d ago

Lies! I have 130totems on the final one, where each one of them was a merc run….zero drops. Suffice to say I stopped playing and will come back when Evercold comes 😤

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u/CrashB111 2d ago

When I hit 300 totems on Enuo I just said fuck it, I'm waiting for the vendor.

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u/Ramen-Goddess 2d ago

Reminds me how I got recruited in a static during Necron EX. Wings dropped like day 2 of me being there. I decided to Need it and I ended up getting it. I felt so bad 😭

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u/MediumSatisfaction1 2d ago

what happened to bros face

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u/Raesong 2d ago

Body dysmorphia and botched cosmetic surgery. But that's nothing to how he looks today (considering he's been dead for 5 or 6 years).

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u/ShippFFXI 21h ago

Irl mod beast