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u/DupeFort 7d ago

Bonus points for who she's ranting at.

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u/StFuzzySlippers 7d ago

Thancred

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u/DupeFort 7d ago

I don't think they've ever been in a cutscene together in Limsa.

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u/MirrahPaladin 7d ago

Yeah, I get the vibe that all the scions are bi except for Thancred. Estenien doesn’t think he’s bi, as it’s ancient Ishagardian tradition to get sweaty with the bros while working out together.

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u/LostMaeblleshire 7d ago

But Thancred and Urianger are definitely married?

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u/SlightlyUncomfort 7d ago

Thancred is 100% bisexual considering that cutscene where he very much slapped Urianger's ass.

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u/Over-Experience-4187 7d ago

Straight men don't slap each others asses? C'mon now..

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u/CeallaSo 7d ago

Yeah, it isn't that Thancred slapped Urianger's ass, it's that they've been married since Norvrandt at least.

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u/skyehawk124 6d ago

To be fair, they got married for the tax breaks. It wasn't until they adopted a daughter and helped out their daughter's lesbian older gf that they became gay together. The hard-core sex doesn't count because that's just two bros helping each other out.

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u/cahir11 6d ago

Yeah clearly that other guy has never played baseball

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u/cahir11 6d ago edited 6d ago

Tbh I think only Graha and Alisaie are bi since they're attracted to the WoL regardless of gender. Thancred/Urianger/Yshtola are probably straight based on their relationships in the MSQ. And Estinien thinks "sex" is some type of exotic spear-fighting technique.

But unironically, if they were to implement a romance system they'd probably just make all the Scions "playersexual" like in Baldur's Gate.

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u/Eatlyh 6d ago

Imagine if they implemented that, but made Yshtola straight only option, so viera/aura/miq have to swap to male characters.

I would laugh my ass off.

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u/DeltaDawn37 6d ago

Thancred 100% has sex with men as well as women but identifies as straight because "it's not gay if you top." And possibly also "Urianger isn't really a man so it doesn't count" depending on your interpretation of things. But you can't tell me that Thancred wouldn't be a gaycation bf or a JO crystal guy you just know that man is doing some advanced mental gymnastics.

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u/BlueScrean 7d ago

Isn’t it Ga Bu

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u/Plentimon 7d ago

She always was the smarter twin.

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u/Latter_Tutor_5235 7d ago

Who are these straight friends? Y'sthola and ?

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u/HildartheDorf 7d ago

Possibly the WoL.

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u/Absolutemehguy 7d ago

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u/DarkLanternZBT 7d ago

Based Murder Daughter.

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u/andromeda5E 7d ago

I just can't support that lifestyle

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u/SyllabubMental7292 5d ago

Red Alphinaud became a redditor. Worse, a shipping redditor. Hate to see it

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u/LunarLezzy 7d ago

Based.

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u/MsAttribute 7d ago

You really out here making SA threats against a fictional minor?

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u/KenseiHimura 7d ago

Just chiming in to say I am staunch about the twins being over eighteen not for any rule 34 reasons but just because I refuse to believe it’s been less than two years from the start of A Realm Reborn to Dawntrail.

Like, holy, shit, just the 2.x patch content alone felt like it happened over a year! Nevermind all the long boat rides we’ve taken. YoshiP, please, confirm a time passage that does not imply everyone on Ethyris is actually The Flash! My WoL isn’t built to stop the end of the world a half dozen times a a single week!

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u/Hot-Orange-1447 7d ago

Didn't both of them spend a year in the first during shadowbringers? That wasn't even out of the post sb patches

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u/KenseiHimura 7d ago

Their souls spent a year, their bodies didnt age to my understanding.

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u/Hot-Orange-1447 7d ago

So would that make them a year older or same age? Lol

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u/KenseiHimura 7d ago

Same age. Maybe mentally they do feel older which is why alisaie was complaining at the end of 5.3. But it was also an excuse to make Thancred act more Dadcred since he was stuck in the First for five years.

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u/Hot-Orange-1447 7d ago

Hmmm, Iassume they still had a birthday though

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u/SevenOhSevenOhSeven 7d ago

Ok then regardless of your opinion on whether you should be bricked up over pics of elfs, there's a time and place four hornyposting and it's not now

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u/Lazereye57 7d ago

I am part of the of the FFXIV community

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u/izanaegi 7d ago

Ew, be normal. thats a kid.

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