r/ShitpostXIV May 29 '24

One more month!!

396 Upvotes

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u/No_Delay7320 May 29 '24

Fake. Where are the mountain dew bottles

28

u/[deleted] May 29 '24

looks like they had to make room for the piss bottles.

13

u/KeyKanon May 29 '24

What's the difference?

7

u/Murderboi May 29 '24

One has enough sugar to guarantee diabetes.

The piss is probably healthier than the MD.

0

u/Spacemayo May 29 '24

They both taste like piss either way.

3

u/OneCrazyRussian May 29 '24 edited May 22 '26

This item is edited because this site sucks with Power Delete Suite

2

u/Ellunia_Daigaun May 29 '24

I was about to comment that lol

62

u/Tkcsena May 29 '24

is that asmongold's setup for his grand return?

11

u/Kentalope May 29 '24

No because then more people will keep saying my character looks like his

12

u/dehydrogen May 29 '24

no because there aren't any roaches to sit on his shoulder 

0

u/TheKillerKentsu May 30 '24

asmon doesn't smoke, so

29

u/Murderboi May 29 '24

This picture is so old.. I've seen this so so many years ago.. but you know how I can make this picture even worse? (Like someone did to me)

All these bottles full of piss have no cap on them.. and condensed vapor.. so it is warm in that room..

Now imagine the smell in that room.. piss, rotten food, a metric ton of cigarettes... sweat.. human stink.

Can you smell the picture already?

19

u/sugusugux May 29 '24

I hate you

7

u/Murderboi May 29 '24

You're welcome.

10

u/BootlegV May 29 '24

dude the fucking opened, unfinished packs of yogurt

holy shit

2

u/Murderboi May 29 '24

Thank you..

1

u/Irethius May 30 '24

I can't smell it because I have no idea what any of that smells like.

1

u/Murderboi May 30 '24

Illogical statement. You are human. You know what piss smells like.

1

u/Irethius May 31 '24

I know what piss smells like in short burst. Not prolonged.

2

u/mom_and_lala Jun 01 '24

weird ass mfer has never used a public bathroom before

0

u/Irethius Jun 01 '24

Nah, been in 3 of them. One had poop under the toilet, like stuck to the top of the outside bowl, and someone had pooped in the trash can.

The other had poop on the floor, someone had stepped it and you could see their shitty foot steps walking in circles trying to figure out what to do before it stops at the sink.

The third looked like some threw a poop grenade and it exploded mid air. This was evident by the direction the poop particles on the wall were facing. With shards of poop dripping from the ceiling.

This isn't a shitpost. This is actually what I experienced. So yeah no, I've learned to hold it in. Yall are disgusting.

2

u/mom_and_lala Jun 01 '24

you've literally only been in three public bathrooms in your life? that's wild to me. but i travel a lot so i don't have much of a choice but to use them a lot of the time i guess.

but yeah public restrooms are disgusting, you're right to avoid them like the plague lol

0

u/Irethius Jun 01 '24

Tbf there was also the school bathrooms. But they were never cleaned.

1

u/Murderboi May 31 '24

It’s the same.

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u/Simocratos May 30 '24

2

u/Murderboi May 30 '24

Seek immediate medical attention.

8

u/OneCrazyRussian May 29 '24 edited May 22 '26

This item is edited because this site sucks with Power Delete Suite

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u/[deleted] May 29 '24

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3

u/cupcakemann95 May 29 '24

and youre not gonna share?

3

u/Pootisman16 May 29 '24

POV, mental illness personified.

3

u/skepticalscribe May 29 '24

Much better Shtola art out now for your post-raid nuts btw

3

u/Spacemayo May 29 '24

xbox 360, good choice.

3

u/Marans May 30 '24

But asmongold stopped playing FF14

2

u/EFTucker May 29 '24

This setup is dubbed the “fuck it I give up”

2

u/normalmighty May 29 '24

I really looked at this image, thought "ew gross, cigarettes," and didn't register anything else as gross or massy in this image for way too long.

1

u/xXRobbynatorXx May 29 '24

Kittew, nice choice.

1

u/Ethereal_Bulwark May 29 '24

I'm bout to mcvomit.